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07-15-2017 , 10:05 AM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

So I woke up this morning and I have a text from this guy I play poker with that says "I gave you your bankroll back so you can play today. You tried to give it to my wife"

first thought that popped into my head was "oh geez"

And now there is a thread about it

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07-15-2017 , 10:08 AM

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

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Where's the thread? We've all been there. Well, maybe not there, but in the same neighborhood.

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07-15-2017 , 10:14 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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wat?

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07-15-2017 , 10:55 AM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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well you see fid, some peoples decisions are negatively impacted when they consume alcohol.

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07-15-2017 , 10:56 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

well that doesn't sound right...

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07-15-2017 , 11:09 AM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Where's the thread? We've all been there. Well, maybe not there, but in the same neighborhood.

i knew we had some things in common

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07-15-2017 , 11:11 AM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

well that doesn't sound right...

yea, it's not really fair. There are even people out there that claim their lives get better when they drink.

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07-15-2017 , 11:56 AM

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

This thread is missing something, and Mr. Tbh damn well knows what that is.

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07-15-2017 , 12:02 PM

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

sheep i literally just had a full conversation with my reflection in the mirror in my bathroom.

My head is in a wierd place rn, please cut me some slack.

all the threads i start are pretty aidsy anyways so you knew what you were getting into before you came here

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07-15-2017 , 12:09 PM

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Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,631

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Ok, all the best to Mr. Tbh's head then. But as soon as it is back to normal, Sheep expects some gifs/pics here which will give him a funny feeling in his pants.

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07-15-2017 , 03:06 PM

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fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

I talk to myself constantly. It's when I start arguing I get worried.

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07-16-2017 , 10:35 PM

#12

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

in

and Mr. tbh when did you fall off the wagon? This is the kind of story that I have from my days of drinking!

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07-17-2017 , 12:17 PM

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thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

well I have been smoking pot for the las month or so and then last wednesday this switch went off in my head and i just bought a bottle of bourbon and starting drinking it. Then i went to the casino and torched 5k at baccarat.

I am going to vegas on Thursday for a bachelor party and i really don't want to drink while i am out there as that always ends up costing me a significant amount of chedda

these are not good stories, these should not be glorified, i feel shame for these, i could buy a nice house for all the ****ing money i have given those casinos in the last 6 years

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07-17-2017 , 12:23 PM

#14

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

OMG post 6,665 though. NEXT ONE BETTER NOT BE ABOUT THE DEVIL'S JUICE

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07-22-2017 , 04:17 AM

#15

Gman88

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1/10

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07-22-2017 , 03:04 PM

#16

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by Gman88

1/10

you take that back

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07-23-2017 , 04:59 PM

#17

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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wtf is this, are you crying tbh?

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07-24-2017 , 12:08 AM

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Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Vegas makes everything better though

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07-24-2017 , 12:08 AM

#19

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Or exponentially worse

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07-28-2017 , 02:16 AM

#20

PokerFiend85

newbie

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oh geez

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