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Old 02-06-2012, 07:38 PM   #1351
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Re: **Official Quick Beat / Chat thread in BBV*** NSFW

[x]Heads-up hand is always 50/50. You either win or you don't.

(nothing special in this hand really, but I'm wondering what the **** was the villain thinking here)

SB: 620.00
Hero (BB): 380.00

SB posts SB 20.00, Hero posts BB 40.00

Pre Flop: (60.00) Hero has A Q

SB raises to 80.00, Hero raises to 380.00 and is all-in, SB calls 300.00

Flop: (760.00, 2 players) 2 5 J

Turn: (760.00, 2 players) T

River: (760.00, 2 players) 9

Hero shows A Q (High Card, Ace) (Pre 65%, Flop 26%, Turn 23%)
SB shows 7 2 (One Pair, Twos) (Pre 35%, Flop 74%, Turn 77%)
SB wins 760.00
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Old 02-06-2012, 08:33 PM   #1352
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Re: **Official Quick Beat / Chat thread in BBV*** NSFW

He did it for the metagame
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Old 02-06-2012, 09:11 PM   #1353
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well played mate, because obviously your 77 is way ahead you ****ing imbecile

    Poker Stars, $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #11800532

    BTN: $4.55 (45.5 bb)
    Hero (SB): $10 (100 bb)
    BB: $10 (100 bb)
    CO: $9.43 (94.3 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with A K
    CO folds, BTN calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, BB folds, BTN calls $0.40

    Flop: ($1.10) 3 A 8 (2 players)
    Hero bets $1, BTN raises to $4.05 and is all-in, Hero calls $3.05

    Turn: ($9.20) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    River: ($9.20) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

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    ****
    Lol You lost four dolla. Almost 5 dolla.

    Lol u gonna lose so much more cuz u suck.

    I wipe my ass with $5 bills. U want me to send u one?
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    Old 02-07-2012, 01:49 AM   #1354
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    Lol You lost four dolla. Almost 5 dolla.

    Lol u gonna lose so much more cuz u suck.

    I wipe my ass with $5 bills. U want me to send u one?
    A used one or a new one ?

    Maybe he would prefer a used one, who knows
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    Old 02-07-2012, 09:46 AM   #1355
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    Old 02-08-2012, 07:58 PM   #1356
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    If no one bumps this thread in the 2 hours, it will have gone an entire day without a bump.
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    Old 02-08-2012, 08:04 PM   #1357
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    attention whores dont like to share a place with fellows.
    thats why this thread doesnt run hot.
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    Old 02-08-2012, 08:14 PM   #1358
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    Bump
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    Old 02-08-2012, 08:28 PM   #1359
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    oh hai
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    Old 02-08-2012, 08:35 PM   #1360
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    oh hai
    Get outta here and go lock my PG&C thread I so told you was destined for disaster.
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    Old 02-08-2012, 08:54 PM   #1361
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    Old 02-08-2012, 08:55 PM   #1362
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    my god shes perfect
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    Old 02-08-2012, 09:16 PM   #1363
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    voe tho

    Last edited by Abe008; 02-08-2012 at 09:27 PM.
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    Old 02-08-2012, 09:19 PM   #1364
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    voes hot friend>>>>>voe
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    Old 02-08-2012, 09:27 PM   #1365
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    LOL no

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