Wafflehouse1 is being brought up on charges of doting on an overplayed, overhyped awful "musician" on a public forum.

His pathetic open-heart pandering has brought shame to his family and (didn't think this was even possible) BBV.


Exhibit A:
Looks aside, it is my contention that there is no difference between this sickening public display and openly professing one's love for Justin Bieber, One Direction, or god forbid Nickelback.

For his years of faithful service to these forums and because this appears to be his lone transgression, I will allow Waffle*****1 to hand select his jury.

I, however will choose his judge. You, BBV, will choose to his executioner if it comes to that (and it WILL come to that.)

On this Monday, in the year twenty thousand and fourteen, at approximately thirty two minutes past the twentieth hour of the aforementioned day, I stand here before you and say:

WAFFLEHOUSE1, J'ACCUSE!!!

May Lorde have mercy on your soul.

I will now take volunteer applications to serve as the judge for this case.

All those interested must submit, in haiku format, why they should be chosen to be judge.

You will be allowed only 1 stanza.

Waffle*****1 please pick 7 members of BBV to serve as your jury pool. Kyle, Myself and BBV will each be allowed to remove 1 jury member from that pool.

It will then be left up to mod forum vote to decide who the 5th Jury member will be.

And if it seems as though I am just making up these rules as we go along, then I say to you FOR SHAME!!!!

J'ACCUSE!

I don't think this is complicated enough.

I think Morph shud be judge due to the fact he has posted the most music videos in BBV in last couple of years. Then ago waffle is very likely to pick him on jury.

I second the above.

Tho Hero Value seems to aggree with everything I believe so having him judge could also work.

Maybe we need 2 judges?

Lol at objective or non-biased judging based on that ^.
Btw I'm a musician and have been for many years.
And I didn't volunteer myself for anything mostly because I've Nfi how this will work and if it'll actually go anywhere.

If you need a jizz mopper, I'm in.

Wafflehouse gets to hand pick his jury. I am arbitrarily assigning a judge or judges.

At what point did you get the idea that this would be unbiased?

Oh look. King Fish making another bad thread. I am shocked I tell you shocked!

K, if this is actually going to properly happen then I'll probably be in for volunteering. But looks like you've just lumped Waffle with that task (and this whole thing), has he actually agreed to it somewhere? Or you DGAF and are just going to make it happen anyway either way?

Waffle is my bitch. He will do what I tell him to do.

never heard her **** but she cant be this bad i mean she got grammies and ****

Taylor Swift is smok'in hot.

I'll be with you when I am less drunk. I wa going to say not drunk but we all know that's the secret, I'm always drunk...

She's a sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

Only Taylor Swift understands the issues WH1's has with horrible boyfriends.

Dunno if KF wants me as judge here if he would know some of my favorite singers...

respect the morph

First KingFish came for the Taylor Swift fans, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a Taylor Swift fan.

Then KingFish came for the Justin Bieber fans, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a Justin Bieber fan.

Then KingFish came for the Nickelback fans, and I did not speak out - Because I was not a Nickelback fan.

Then he came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me.

Nickelback is worse than Hitler. Even Godwin agrees.

Restate your post in a 1-stanza Haiku and u r judge.

Don't Haikus have 3 stanzas?