wake up 10pm
~5 hours later realise I'm going to be sick
have a nice 5bi upswing mostly from aggrodonk donations
eventually head gets too fuzzy and I stop playing, browse web till 2pm


I get off computer and try to sleep, can't
cold is bad and getting worse
I make a snack, try to browse more web

By now I've been awake about 20 hours
Roommate cleaning his nose in the sink, I can almost hear voices that are angry about it
Mild panic as demons try to invade my head, but I brush them off easily

Finally able to fall asleep
Have a dream
I'm playing some weird hold'em format either 2nl or playmoney idk
I play a few hands and try to figure out a strategy
I realise that playing very lag should be the best strategy
I raise like 40% utg and 3bet heavily
I realise I'm crushing insanely hard
I start raising and 3betting atc
I raise by breathing through my nose, and I 3-bet by taking a longer breath
Feels really good to not have your nose blocked when you have a cold for once

Getting down with the boys of BBV
Drinking that Danish pee
Shipping them Donkaments
Smoking them Hashaments
and getting laid every night of the week.

Cocaine...

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

now all she needs is a money shot.

didnt read OP btw

**I move away from the mic to breathe in