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Old 05-16-2008, 04:21 PM   #201
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:29 PM   #202
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

thats the plain old #2 teddy
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:50 PM   #203
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hollllyyy shiiittttt this is real
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:57 PM   #204
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[x] nit
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Old 05-16-2008, 04:58 PM   #205
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does your dad lurk 2p2?
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:02 PM   #206
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

probably the sh*ttiest thread ever
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:07 PM   #207
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This is great cuz it's the only thing this thread needed. Now it has an epic fail of monumental proportions on top of the epic funniness.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:19 PM   #208
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EPIC!!!

Thread of the year without a doubt.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:26 PM   #209
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

hahaha this is so awesome.
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:34 PM   #210
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

im laughing so hard at those pics
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:36 PM   #211
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oh jesus im still laughing best thread ever
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Old 05-16-2008, 05:59 PM   #212
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

LMFAO! Greatest thread ever, good job turning the 2nd article mega fail into more hilarity.

When I poop my pants playing online poker, its just a little nugget or two that falls out after trying to hold it in too long. I simply grab it out of my tighty whities and toss it in the garbage, sink, or toilet depending how many tables Im playing. Obviously my diet is much healthier than OP and I need to get a laptop.

This image is for whoever wrote that first article, pure genius, apply to The Onion right now!! Please!

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Old 05-16-2008, 06:13 PM   #213
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

i am laughing so hard i almost pooped my pants.....seriously.....


hehahaha... funniest thread

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Old 05-16-2008, 06:44 PM   #214
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have you ever seen a man poop himself while running full speed?
one of The cky vids...
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:46 PM   #215
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LOOOOOOOOL
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:59 PM   #216
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[x] Posting in an epic thread
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:07 PM   #217
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:09 PM   #218
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meh was onetwoteddy taken?
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Old 05-16-2008, 07:09 PM   #219
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thank you whoever rated this thread
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:07 PM   #220
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

whats your big poop per 100?

judging by sample size it must be small


brag: first post on forum comes in an epic thread

beat: first post on a poker forum comes in a poopy pants thread
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:15 PM   #221
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whats your big poop per 100?

judging by sample size it must be small
incredibly

****ing

not

funny.

don't try again.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:19 PM   #222
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

lol at you getting worked up over a dumb post
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:34 PM   #223
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Well, it was good while it lasted. Thanks for ruining it, loxz.
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:40 PM   #224
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lol at you getting worked up over a dumb post
that was "worked up" to you?

....ok. can't imagine what kind of murderous rage you'll end up seeing in this post too.

any more poker jokes you'd like to try? how about "you should of mucked your poop preflop, LOL!"
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:49 PM   #225
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Someone with a strong stomach needs to photoshop OP's pics into that picture of the poo-flinging monkeys.

And OP, I think it's time to move up a level where they respect your feces.

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