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Old 11-16-2011, 05:00 PM   #476
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

LOL
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:10 PM   #477
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

thats some legit beat
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #478
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this thread sums up the internet
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:14 PM   #479
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i am so glad i cant smell this, im so glad i saw the pics and didnt throw up... oh **** im about to throw up
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:30 PM   #480
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

haha pretty jokes
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:37 PM   #481
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Funniest thread I have ever read. Never loled so hard because of the internet.
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Old 11-16-2011, 10:45 PM   #482
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

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This is the funniest post I have ever read ON THE INTERNET
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Old 11-16-2011, 11:54 PM   #483
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A+ look forward to this thread being bumped down the road.
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:13 AM   #484
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

bb prob folded KK cuz he got up and went to the ****ing bathroom, thus proving that not pooping your pants is +EV. O
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Old 11-17-2011, 01:22 AM   #485
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

read this whole thread, all's I can say is el o el, way to be committed to grind OP
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Old 11-17-2011, 02:33 AM   #486
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no money in **** n go, everyone runny
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Old 11-17-2011, 11:39 AM   #487
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The inspiration for Dookie Island lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxXo0h4JaJk
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:01 PM   #488
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That's some funny ****
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:18 AM   #489
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It's like a scratch and sniff rorschach test
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:43 PM   #490
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Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...

nsfw poopy pants

nsfw poopy carpet
Doubt it's real.... this looks like 'mustard-puppy-poop'. OP... do you have a new puppy at home?
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Old 11-18-2011, 07:44 PM   #491
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

wow pic links are still alive, pretty gross
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:10 AM   #492
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Okay so I was playing 8 tables of 1/2, and wanted to know how many hands I play in an hour. 5 mins to go, I really needed to poop, I thought I would wait couple mins, then I started sitting out (waited for blinds to come up), and got dealt AA UTG. The guy in the BB took ages. Then I stole his blind. As I ran to the towards pants, down poop started falling on to the carpet. It wasnt just normal poop, it was the wet one. Now my room stinks and dad is upstairs, hope he doesnt find out lol.

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OP pooped his pants
OP is a nit
always have to LOL reading this
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Old 06-24-2014, 05:57 AM   #493
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

disgusting.
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Old 06-24-2014, 10:40 AM   #494
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don't wear pants next time imo
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Old 06-26-2014, 08:45 PM   #495
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

classic thread!
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Old 05-03-2017, 08:41 AM   #496
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

I clicked on the pics

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Old 05-03-2017, 06:38 PM   #497
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Sick bump!
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Old 05-11-2017, 06:03 AM   #498
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Re: (NSFW) Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Dance moms Abby Lee miller is in prison for tax evasion :-$
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Old 05-12-2017, 12:55 AM   #499
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what a filthy young man OP is
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