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11-16-2011 , 05:00 PM

#476

iamchampion

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LOL

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11-16-2011 , 05:10 PM

#477

omnishakira

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thats some legit beat

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11-16-2011 , 06:45 PM

#478

rokas_m

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this thread sums up the internet

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11-16-2011 , 09:14 PM

#479

orangefish

centurion

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i am so glad i cant smell this, im so glad i saw the pics and didnt throw up... oh **** im about to throw up

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11-16-2011 , 09:30 PM

#480

pewpwagoon

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haha pretty jokes

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11-16-2011 , 09:37 PM

#481

As1an1nvas1on

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Funniest thread I have ever read. Never loled so hard because of the internet.

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11-16-2011 , 10:45 PM

#482

curcubeu

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Originally Posted by Gondolin

This is the funniest post I have ever read ON THE INTERNET

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11-16-2011 , 11:54 PM

#483

Girafffs

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Originally Posted by phishguy

A+ look forward to this thread being bumped down the road.

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11-17-2011 , 12:13 AM

#484

wutangpoker

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bb prob folded KK cuz he got up and went to the ****ing bathroom, thus proving that not pooping your pants is +EV. O

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11-17-2011 , 01:22 AM

#485

Jumpman000

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read this whole thread, all's I can say is el o el, way to be committed to grind OP

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11-17-2011 , 02:33 AM

#486

largeeyes

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no money in **** n go, everyone runny

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11-17-2011 , 11:39 AM

#487

axe_effect

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The inspiration for Dookie Island lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxXo0h4JaJk

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11-17-2011 , 05:01 PM

#488

Samdk77

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That's some funny ****

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11-18-2011 , 04:18 AM

#489

poofinger

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Spoiler:

It's like a scratch and sniff rorschach test

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11-18-2011 , 06:43 PM

#490

Poker_Orifice

grinder

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Originally Posted by casino_dealer

Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...

nsfw poopy pants

nsfw poopy carpet

Doubt it's real.... this looks like 'mustard-puppy-poop'. OP... do you have a new puppy at home?

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11-18-2011 , 07:44 PM

#491

pinkpantherr

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wow pic links are still alive, pretty gross

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11-19-2011 , 12:10 AM

#492

1234567

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Originally Posted by casino_dealer

Okay so I was playing 8 tables of 1/2, and wanted to know how many hands I play in an hour. 5 mins to go, I really needed to poop, I thought I would wait couple mins, then I started sitting out (waited for blinds to come up), and got dealt AA UTG. The guy in the BB took ages. Then I stole his blind. As I ran to the towards pants, down poop started falling on to the carpet. It wasnt just normal poop, it was the wet one. Now my room stinks and dad is upstairs, hope he doesnt find out lol.

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OP pooped his pants
OP is a nit

always have to LOL reading this

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06-24-2014 , 05:57 AM

#493

Killerwhale

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disgusting.

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06-24-2014 , 10:40 AM

#494

AlmostShark

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don't wear pants next time imo

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06-26-2014 , 08:45 PM

#495

Davino

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classic thread!

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05-03-2017 , 08:41 AM

#496

suitedjustice

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I clicked on the pics

Spoiler:

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05-03-2017 , 06:38 PM

#497

Colin_Piddle

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Sick bump!

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05-11-2017 , 06:03 AM

#498

Singasong2222

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Dance moms Abby Lee miller is in prison for tax evasion :-$

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05-12-2017 , 12:55 AM

#499

Tank Home & Away

journeyman

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what a filthy young man OP is

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03-03-2022 , 05:23 PM

#500

Davino

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Originally Posted by casino_dealer

Okay enjoy the picture guys !!!
I nearly threw up while taking the photo...

nsfw poopy pants

nsfw poopy carpet

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