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Old 05-15-2008, 09:33 PM   #26
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Now I have to wash them. My room stinks too
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:34 PM   #27
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

[x] colon cancer
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:35 PM   #28
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

wow. bravo op.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:36 PM   #29
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

jesus op
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:37 PM   #30
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Triumph. Post of the year.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:38 PM   #31
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

omfg dude wtf why
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:38 PM   #32
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

wow...just wow...
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:39 PM   #33
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

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Next time just flat-call the flop, and check-poop all in on the turn.
ban for strategy in BBV!
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:39 PM   #34
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

i was pretty sure while reading the op that it was a true story

also, obv open shove pf w/ the AA and then run to the bathroom
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:40 PM   #35
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMFG this is too ridiculous. I really am gagging at that pic but I can't quit looking.

[X] Thread of the year
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:40 PM   #36
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EPIC THREAD
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:41 PM   #37
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Dude, do you regularly eat baby formula? WTF???
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:41 PM   #38
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

hahahahahahahaha, definitely thought this was fake.
[x] op delivers... **** to the carpet
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:42 PM   #39
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Throw them in the garbage.
Burn house.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:43 PM   #40
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

you know how the old saying goes:

"In the game of life, women are the rake, and also make a good effort not to s*** yourself while playing online poker when Daddy is home"
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:44 PM   #41
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Yeah, throw away the clothes, but the carpet is a bit tougher. The only thing that will get it out completely is your dad's toothbrush.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:45 PM   #42
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

WOW JUST WOW

(imagine Gus hansen saying it)
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:46 PM   #43
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Well? How many hands per hour?
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:50 PM   #44
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

new gold standard of degeneracy IMO. I'm still laughing. I think you have to burn the underwear and cut that part of the carpet out.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:51 PM   #45
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Well? How many hands per hour?
The funny thing is that OP could have just multiplied however many hands he played in 55 minutes by 60/55.
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:53 PM   #46
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

340 hands per hour with 2 mins off

Yeah good idea, Im throwing them away, not cleaning that s**t

Does anyone think nappies are +ev for me?
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:54 PM   #47
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lmfao i didnt think u would really post pictures, WOW was I wrong ahahahah!!
props to u op~
btw sick **** *barf*
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:55 PM   #48
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340 hands per hour with 2 mins off

Yeah good idea, Im throwing them away, not cleaning that s**t

Does anyone think Depends adult diapers are +ev for me?
yes
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:59 PM   #49
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Re: Beat: I just pooped my pants 8 tabling...

Oops, 340VPP/hour, 660 hands/hour
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Old 05-15-2008, 09:59 PM   #50
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OP is a cacabutt!!!!!1
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