Man, it's acceptable if you are hunting lions in Africa, or diamond smugglers attack you in Sierra Leone, but... in the middle of PLAYING ONLINE POKER?!?!?!?!?!?! AND IT'S NOT EVEN A TOURNAMENT???????????
Grow up! Now!
Edit: I think people don't **** themselves while playing the WSOP final table. Or am I wrong? I bet it was $0.25/0.5
Did you at least clean where you crapped on the carpet? would be a next level beat if your gf found the underwear, and that you took pics of it lol scat fetish.