Seems pretty obvious from the pictures that his diet is strictly metamucil and tabasco sauce.

alright whatever if u don't like my suggestioin, but i still say this is a little too gross even for the internet.

OMG, he's right! What if Al Gore sees this? For shame, people, for shame.

I was unaware that there was even such a thing as "too gross for the internet."


And really, is this even in the top 10 grossest things you've seen on the internet?

WHO DOES #2 WORK FOR??????

Update: The poo is still in the bag, what to do with it?

Post a suggestion and how much you will pay to see it, thats if I dont throw it out tomorrow.

Ps: I wont eat it or anything

[X] Op won the blinds because he **** all over his underwear and carpet.
[X] Dedication
[X] Awesome pics

WHY on earth would you tell people?

A guy I knew in a demolition derby (for you non-rednecks its where you take old cars and smash them into each other and the last one still running wins). He takes some hardcore hits and eventually wins his heat, moving on to the finals. Instead of getting his trophy and driving the car to the pits to be worked on he says something to a friend of mine and limps off the track and the friend gets his trophy as I drive the car off. About 20 mins later as I am working on his car he comes back walking fine now. I ask if he got hurt and he said no. He then tells me it was brutal out there and way scarier than he imagined it would be. Only half listening I tell him ya its pretty rough and he says yeah it was he was so scared he **** himself. I say it must have been pretty scary and he says yeah he **** himself. Still not catching on to what he is saying I tell him again it must have been scary and he finally says in a voice that makes me take notice that he **** himself. He actually got so scared out there when he got hit he **** his ****ing pants. Then he tells me not to say anything so I of course tell everyone.

cliff notes: if you are a grown person and actually **** yourself don't be stupid enough to tell anyone, much less take pics

[ ] thread is epic
[X] OP is a moran for actually taking pics of his own degen status
[ ] there has ever been any amount of money involved in a pot I'd be willing to **** my pants over

Oh of course not - eating it would just be weird. When you **** your pants, just post about it on the net and provide pictures like any normal person.

Seriously though, this is an epic beat and a great thread.

but now he's a bbv star. it was all worth it

Thats like being the smartest kid in your special ed class.

the bb went into "Hollywood Fold Mode", not wanting everyone to think he doesnt defend his blind.

great line, LMAO again

I almost **** myself in the middle of the street once. Sudden and violent diarrhea. The last 300 metres to home were hell, but I made it. I am a stronger man now.

This once at the age of about 14, I peed myself right on the front door though (I had walked like 4 km with quite a bladderful). Not quite the beat as ****ting, but still funny, especially right at the front door.

I almost pooped myszself laughing at this!

ROFL @ this thread

sell it on ebay

I can tell from your stool sample that you need more fibre in your diet. You also need to eat less fatty foods and drink less alcohol. That way you will get a beautiful brown stool that will just pop out and leave no mess.

The SECOND newspaper article is f'n terrible. I refuse to quote it because it will exist more.

First of all, jesus man....try coming up with your own jokes maybe? Plus, if you are going to try, then it needs to read like a newspaper article, not a god damn poker blog.

Man, it's acceptable if you are hunting lions in Africa, or diamond smugglers attack you in Sierra Leone, but... in the middle of PLAYING ONLINE POKER?!?!?!?!?!?! AND IT'S NOT EVEN A TOURNAMENT???????????
Grow up! Now!

Edit: I think people don't **** themselves while playing the WSOP final table. Or am I wrong?
I bet it was $0.25/0.5

I thought the thread title was meant to be in a figurative way. Now I'm laughing my ass off and being grossed out at the same time.

[X] Irony at its best.

it wasn't until you made it so

CRjeff you are teh moran here sir

I'll be honest, I have no idea what you mean.

The joke is that he called somebody a moron but misspelled the word.

That is irony, no?

no...

lolololololololololololol