Okay so I was playing 8 tables of 1/2, and wanted to know how many hands I play in an hour. 5 mins to go, I really needed to poop, I thought I would wait couple mins, then I started sitting out (waited for blinds to come up), and got dealt AA UTG. The guy in the BB took ages. Then I stole his blind. As I ran to the towards pants, down poop started falling on to the carpet. It wasnt just normal poop, it was the wet one. Now my room stinks and dad is upstairs, hope he doesnt find out lol.
It could be true for a sng/mtt guy but cash games??? wtf u degen sit out and go ****. I personally have come quite close to this happening but come on now