Ladies and gentlemen, of the 2p2 class of 1999,
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what a fish tells you,
there's no strat in BBV. NONE.
Oh, there's beats, brags and variance in BBV,
but you don't want that. You want to talk strat.
And there's NO strat... in BBV.
Don't re-raise every time you get AA.
Sure it feels great to get the money in good, but what about
all those times villain hits trips?
He knows you ain't got it.
If a villain tells you he's got the nuts, and looks like he's got a decent hand, he ain't got ****.
If a villain tells you he's got the nuts, and looks like he's got the nuts, what the **** are you still doing in the hand?
Phil Ivey couldn't have possibly lost all that money playing craps
TJ did some of that ****.
Young MTT grinders -- if you 3-bet light early,
and someone plays back at you, let it SLIDE
Why spend the next 2 hours on the rail,
'cause someone insulted your manhood?
JT suited -- ain't nothin' wrong with that.
No matter what you think of what I'm saying,
remember this one thing: there is NO STRAT in BBV.
(Ooh,
no strat in BBV,
no strat in BBV,
no strat in BBV,
no strat in BBV,
no strat in BBV,
no strat in BBV,
Absolutely, positively, no strat in BBV,
no, nooo-ohh...)
If a live 2-5NL grinder has a funny card protector,
he hasn't been playing that long. A real grinder
is too pissed off to be funny.
If a guy is wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, he'll probably call your value bets. (that'd be great)
If he's on his eighth Corona, he'll probably call all your bluffs too. (don't want that, no)
Here's a session outlook for everyone:
Nits: You're gonna get sucked out on.
TAGs: You're gonna get sucked out on.
LAGs: You're gonna get sucked out on.
Maniacs: You're gonna get sucked out on.
Stations: You're gonna suck out on all these dudes, and it'll be awesome. (ohh yeah)
No one plays with Phil Ruffin because they think he's funny. (no no no)
If you've been staking a guy for four months,
and he hasn't called you once, your ass got robbed.
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a fish says,
There's no strat in BBV.
NONE.
(no strat in BBV,
said no strat in BBV,
no strat in BBV,
no no strat in BBV
no strat in BBV,
Can't talk none,
can't get none, ahh,
in BBV.
said there's absolutely, positively,
no strat in BBV...)
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