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Old 02-08-2012, 05:43 AM   #1276
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:58 AM   #1277
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OP did you ever play at Treasury Casino??? Nice riverfire pic of '07 i was there too =D
Yeah that's where a lot of my Australia gambling happened, and that's where they had the weird 25/50 half pot game (I've heard they don't have it anymore).

Next time I'm in Australia I'm so going to visit it just for nostalgic reasons. So many memories from there, it was a time when I was SO excited about poker but punted money away all the time. I just looked back at this story and it seems I wasn't half as elaborate early on when writing this compared to the more recent volumes. I guess it's because I wrote the first few volumes before publishing this, and I didn't know this would get so big / was planning to get done with this sooner. I've managed to pass my entire Brisbane time in like two chapters when I was actually there grinding the **** out of Treasury (and punting my money at the casino games) for at least two months and so much funny stuff happened. I had a semi regular aussie girlfriend back then I didn't even mention, I once accidentally asked a 14 year old girl out on a valentine's day (in my defence, she looked like 20 and was working in a job where in Finland you'd have to be 18 to do it), I have a pretty cool story about a missed jackpot in the caribbean stud casino game, some random girl/sex related stories, etc. A Finnish girl I hung out with for a while back then had been a drug dealer in Finland and a couple of stories mentioning her are pretty insane. Such a good time in many ways except for that it was hella expensive for me and got me in a lot of debt.

If this ever gets turned into a book, I'm going to write a lot more about the early days, both about my sports bets and about my time in Australia and the girl hook-ups, people I met and gambling. It's a bit of a shame how I skipped most of the semi-important events early on.

I'm actually starting to think of turning this into a book (if nothing else then just some e-book) as a pretty big possibility. The past volumes up until now add up to almost 100 pages and once I'm finished this is going to be like 130-140 I think. I'm pretty sure I easily have another 100 pages worth of stuff I've chosen not to mention to not get too carried away but that people would enjoy to read. And now that this has become quite a big thread I hate how this doesn't really work as a novel, since it's not really at all balanced in terms of how much time I spend on talking about what, I don't really have any side characters discussed in depth since I just wanted to tell my story (a lot of weird/heavy/cool stuff has happened to my poker friends, ranging from accidentally sexing ladyboys to death), and you can easily see that I haven't really planned anything and instead have just blurted out words to keep going. I think the single volumes work pretty well but reading them all in one piece would be pretty embarrassing from a writer's standpoint. So I think I'd like it a lot better if it was a story I could be proud of as a novel and not just because of the events in the story.

Either way I'm going to finish this story here before even thinking about a book. I seem to say this a lot but I still think there are at least five volumes to go, basically every time I've written a couple of volumes I remember new stuff and notice that I'm not anywhere near the end.

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Old 02-08-2012, 09:55 AM   #1278
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Great read as usual ! Thanks
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Old 02-08-2012, 12:14 PM   #1279
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:28 PM   #1280
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Yeah that's where a lot of my Australia gambling happened, and that's where they had the weird 25/50 half pot game (I've heard they don't have it anymore).

Next time I'm in Australia I'm so going to visit it just for nostalgic reasons. So many memories from there, it was a time when I was SO excited about poker but punted money away all the time. I just looked back at this story and it seems I wasn't half as elaborate early on when writing this compared to the more recent volumes. I guess it's because I wrote the first few volumes before publishing this, and I didn't know this would get so big / was planning to get done with this sooner. I've managed to pass my entire Brisbane time in like two chapters when I was actually there grinding the **** out of Treasury (and punting my money at the casino games) for at least two months and so much funny stuff happened. I had a semi regular aussie girlfriend back then I didn't even mention, I once accidentally asked a 14 year old girl out on a valentine's day (in my defence, she looked like 20 and was working in a job where in Finland you'd have to be 18 to do it), I have a pretty cool story about a missed jackpot in the caribbean stud casino game, some random girl/sex related stories, etc. A Finnish girl I hung out with for a while back then had been a drug dealer in Finland and a couple of stories mentioning her are pretty insane. Such a good time in many ways except for that it was hella expensive for me and got me in a lot of debt.

If this ever gets turned into a book, I'm going to write a lot more about the early days, both about my sports bets and about my time in Australia and the girl hook-ups, people I met and gambling. It's a bit of a shame how I skipped most of the semi-important events early on.

I'm actually starting to think of turning this into a book (if nothing else then just some e-book) as a pretty big possibility. The past volumes up until now add up to almost 100 pages and once I'm finished this is going to be like 130-140 I think. I'm pretty sure I easily have another 100 pages worth of stuff I've chosen not to mention to not get too carried away but that people would enjoy to read. And now that this has become quite a big thread I hate how this doesn't really work as a novel, since it's not really at all balanced in terms of how much time I spend on talking about what, I don't really have any side characters discussed in depth since I just wanted to tell my story (a lot of weird/heavy/cool stuff has happened to my poker friends, ranging from accidentally sexing ladyboys to death), and you can easily see that I haven't really planned anything and instead have just blurted out words to keep going. I think the single volumes work pretty well but reading them all in one piece would be pretty embarrassing from a writer's standpoint. So I think I'd like it a lot better if it was a story I could be proud of as a novel and not just because of the events in the story.

Either way I'm going to finish this story here before even thinking about a book. I seem to say this a lot but I still think there are at least five volumes to go, basically every time I've written a couple of volumes I remember new stuff and notice that I'm not anywhere near the end.
wtf?
and what's the counterbalance to that range?
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:14 PM   #1281
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Hahaha, that was a pretty weird way to put it. I obviously meant that it includes accidentally sexing ladyboys (not me) and death, not them together.
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:26 PM   #1282
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you havent lived life until you sex a ladyboy to death
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Old 02-08-2012, 07:11 PM   #1283
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I hate myself for wanting to know more about this, accidentally sexing ladyboys to death...
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Old 02-08-2012, 09:53 PM   #1284
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Just wanted to chime in to say that I've got the next volume almost written. However I think I'm going to publish them all in one piece at the same time. I'm going to Deauville next week for the EPT, one week in a secluded French ghost town with nothing to do after you've busted (can't play online either because .com sites don't work in France), so I'm going to complete the whole thing there. Expect the whole saga to be finished in less than two weeks. My guesstimate is that it'll be 3-5 volumes of the same length they've been thus far, depending on how rambley I get.


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I was planning to write more but I played 12-14 hour days basically every day and when I got back to the hotel I was so tired and frustrated that I couldn't usually even open my laptop. I came back with a terrible cold and I probably won't be able to write for a while but I'll try to move forward in the near future. I'm going to Miami for at least a couple of weeks in early March with loooooong flights so I reckon that's when I'm going to have a lot of free time in my hands at the latest to entirely finish the story, but I'm aiming to blurt out a volume of two before that.


This absolutely killed me. I can't remember the last time I've been left on such a cliffhanger...

Absolutely brilliant read so far, can't praise it enough.
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:59 PM   #1285
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Old 02-08-2012, 11:00 PM   #1286
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:28 AM   #1287
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Loving the story, really great read though I do live in sydney and in your first chapter you said u did a 5k flip on roulette when the max bet is 2k.... Clearly a bit of an exaggeration?
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:35 AM   #1288
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Max bet on a single number is probably 2k but pretty sure the max bet on flips is like 20k at least
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Old 02-09-2012, 09:40 AM   #1289
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Lol no. Max bet on a single number on a $5 table is 100 splits are 200 corners 400 and so on. Red and black, odd and even, big and small are all 1k
Now these are all doubled on a $10 table (200$ on straight up etc). It's Been like this for over 10 years. Your very mistaken.
There are only 5 and 10 dollar tables. Even upstairs in the sovereign room it's the same. Never higher, only way to bet more would be get a pit 50 card that allowed you to play in the higher higher room where only the top 50 players are allowed to go.
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:48 AM   #1290
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That just can't be possible really. Star City are a massive casino, and you're saying they would only be willing to take a max loss of 2k per round from a player? I've punted there 5k in a single round more than once for sure.

The casino in Helsinki is tiny, about the size of the poker room in Star City and they are known for being nits with limits and jackpots and stuff and even they allow at least 100k euros/round max loss or thereabouts.

While I have no way to prove it I have a pretty clear memory of doing it more than once and it wasn't a big deal for anyone. And why would it, a 5k flip is peanuts to any casino, and it's Star City not some random place.

edit: in some places you have to ask to be allowed to exceed the table limits, in which case the floor gets called over and it's usually fine unless you bet obnoxious amounts, but I can't remember doing this either.

edit2: pretty sure Star City has waaaaaay higher roulette tables than 10AUD
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