Slowest writer ever?

no thats me (took me 10 minutes for this post only)

Yeah this is taking way too long, I'm such a lazy tool. I've been grinding like an animal recently but probably should/could have taken a day or two off to write some volumes. To ensure I get this done before next December in case the world ends, I'll send $100 on Stars to the first person to quote this (must have Stars account) if I don't get the next volume sent by January 13th, excluding some irl bad beat that stops me from writing such a breaking my arm or something. I'll keep doing that in roughly two-week spans until this is finished. It's pretty lol that we're like ~5 volumes from finished but I just can't get anything done.

edit: to avoid time zone related issues given I'm a last minute person let's just say noon GMT on the 13th

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Pm me for account, you written any since like 4 months ago? Just popped in for the first time ages!

Confirmed, I'll pm you if I don't get it done

after reading everything from yesterday and today I must say fantastic read im super lurker on these forums because I dont ever post unless I have something worthwhile to contribute but now i want moooooar

Over/under on the number of seconds before someone quotes his message after GMT noon on 13th ?

Someone's going to write a program to submit the quote instantly.

Calling my programmer friend, thx

Wow, i never come to BBV anymore so i only saw this thread now. I just read thew cliffs and it looks f***ing amazing. Gonna start reading now.

thats what i did too i read the cliff notes got interested so i decided to give the first story a shot and i was hooked the rest of the night and finished after i woke up only to find up im left in a cliff hanger between parts

This bluff will be called.

I think there is a 100% chance this story eventually gets made into a movie in America. It contains everything you need in abundance....mega lows...ultra highs...blackouts...sex...traveling...locations... lots of money won and lost....and poker....which will explode again as soon as we in the USA can earn a living again. cant wait to see it in theaters like Positively 5th St. Even in rant format you write extremely well.