Yeah this is taking way too long, I'm such a lazy tool. I've been grinding like an animal recently but probably should/could have taken a day or two off to write some volumes. To ensure I get this done before next December in case the world ends, I'll send $100 on Stars to the first person to quote this (must have Stars account) if I don't get the next volume sent by January 13th, excluding some irl bad beat that stops me from writing such a breaking my arm or something. I'll keep doing that in roughly two-week spans until this is finished. It's pretty lol that we're like ~5 volumes from finished but I just can't get anything done.
edit: to avoid time zone related issues given I'm a last minute person let's just say noon GMT on the 13th