My incredible luck and ensuing life/poker journey (TLDR) - Page 4

Coprolagnia · 02-22-2012, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Never Was Been

Kinda disturbing how many people are obsessed with man-rape ITT... Some closet desires coming to the surface... For these people let me help you out. Here are a few movie recommendations where your particular tastes are on show.

2) American History X. For those that like a more steamy, seductive atmosphere, it doesn't get any better than this. Shaved heads and swastikas. Prison shower man-rape. Recommended.

You've seen American History X? I have too...Need a stake?

bef99hwk · 02-22-2012, 07:58 PM

Holy god, the life! 50nl/100nl player getting put into the biggest buy ins. If I were you though, I would just play the better value 5ks and less, and WSOPs that are good (like the Main that is 10k). Don't go overboard and try to play some satties to the bigger 10ks you want to play. Good luck man...please post after every series.

PurpleNose · 02-22-2012, 09:00 PM

First stop - Vietnam Poker Tour.

Chazley · 02-22-2012, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bef99hwk

Holy god, the life! 50nl/100nl player getting put into the biggest buy ins. If I were you though, I would just play the better value 5ks and less, and WSOPs that are good (like the Main that is 10k). Don't go overboard and try to play some satties to the bigger 10ks you want to play. Good luck man...please post after every series.

Thanks bef. I appreciate your advice, and I think you're right. Luckily, the wsop is months away so I have a sample of results to see if I'm worthy of higher buyins. I don't plan on going too far over my head - the 3k buyin is the only tourney I wouldn't have already played on my own dime.

Want to again thank everyone for the well wishes. Hearing the responses has been very humbling.

Lift off in under 14 hours!

deesnuts · 02-22-2012, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by There Is A Light

Most homoerotic story ever.

seriously this. wtf at your writing style. i was starting to get half a chub

chrispy2005 · 02-22-2012, 09:33 PM

super sick man, GL in chicago

wonderkid23 · 02-22-2012, 10:40 PM

sick life

banderberg · 02-22-2012, 10:49 PM

I'd keep thinking it's too good to be true.. he's trying to lure you to Chicago to have you killed or something.

There Is A Light · 02-22-2012, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Coprolagnia

You've seen American History X? I have too...Need a stake?

I have also seen this motion picture. Fancy a blowjob?

sqwerty12 · 02-23-2012, 03:07 AM

Hopefully you ship the wsopme before he starts trying to root you. He'll be more hesitant to do so once you're no longer anonymous.

Press Gang · 02-23-2012, 08:52 AM

gl man! i kinda want you to win just for your staker

Chazley · 02-23-2012, 08:56 AM

It all starts today! I will be in chicago in about 6.5 hours, plan on making some stops at bank/where i am staying, then i will head to casino. Excited for sure, but also nervous. Just need to get dealt that first hand.

YappingYoda · 02-23-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Never Was Been

Kinda disturbing how many people are obsessed with man-rape ITT... Some closet desires coming to the surface... For these people let me help you out. Here are a few movie recommendations where your particular tastes are on show.

1) Deliverance. Pretty intense scene, dirty, savage, toothless hillbilly porking a plump city boy. Definitely will satisfy those that wanna see OP get raped.

2) American History X. For those that like a more steamy, seductive atmosphere, it doesn't get any better than this. Shaved heads and swastikas. Prison shower man-rape. Recommended.

3) Bad Boy Bubby. This is for the more ****ed up of the man-rape fans. This is a vacant headed beast raping another, smaller, vacant headed beast. Will definitely satiate the harder-to-please caliber of man-rape fans.

There's probably a lot of better ones I left out, but I'm not too well versed in the sub-culture of man-rape. Hopefully these will satisfy the "OP gonna get raped" group. Enjoy!

Scary that you remember these in such detail...

Press Gang · 02-23-2012, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by YappingYoda

Scary that you remember these in such detail...

i hope he looked it up or something

HummusPie · 02-23-2012, 04:05 PM

good luck OP, wish you the best

take this opportunity with both hands as it will not probably come again!