My home casino - Page 8 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

You've been here less than a month... How the hell did you find this thread?! I guess its status as the "worlds greatest thread" is now universally accepted.

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04-14-2006 , 05:35 PM

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General K

stranger

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 12

Yes, this post is legendary. Time to go see what's new on 'sup bro'

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04-18-2006 , 10:06 PM

#179

AdamDenick

banned

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 228

Just saw this on a myspace poker group. Couldn't resist.

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Subject: POKER HOME GAME INVITE !!!!
I live in Fresno (559) area code and was lookin to get a game goin every saturday or sunday at my place. I was thinking about having three tables,5-10 to a table,$20 tourny fee ,$40 buy in,last at each table plays on final table,and must finish game or forfeit. Beer and snacks takin care of. If your gf/bf wants to come thats cool. I just thought i'd see if there were anyone interested if so go to my profile and leave a message- i'll accept the friend request, just put POKER PAL as a comment. Untill we talk again, ACE'S UP !!

heh. I guess tworooks moved to Fresno? link to myspace page

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04-24-2006 , 07:10 PM

#180

CheckRaise

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 22,067

Bump

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04-26-2006 , 11:57 PM

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chisoxpat

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 25

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GARY BUSEY and ROBERT DOWNEY, JR.!!!

Busey is the head injury guy and Downey is the addict who played Chaplin. Dang. That's been bugging me ever since my post. Get them to be celebrity spokespeople. Busey is crazy and if you tell him you already paid him and he must have forgot, he'll probably believe you (either that or he will stab you). Downey will work for baggies full of crushed up cold pills cut down with baking soda. You can save a fortune with those two, and think of the credibility! Hell, if you get even one of them, I'll buy the first ticket.

OK, no Downey Jr. (my lawerys advised against paying in drugs) or Busey, but I've signed some celebrety spokesmen. I got the guy who played the father on ALF (Max Wright), and Charro.

I've also decided to make my multi-state lottery different by mixing up the available numbers. Since most people like to play birthdays I will be offering the numbers 1-31 as well as 1940-2006.

I considered your idea of selling the tickets door to door, but decided on putting them up on ebay instead. That way people will have to bid for the really good number combos.

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05-25-2006 , 02:28 PM

#182

Khabbi

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 531

This board's been a little slow, time to bump a sure fire attaction!

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05-25-2006 , 03:03 PM

#183

kodonnell

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Ya just had to go and do it....you couldn't just let it die?

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05-25-2006 , 03:13 PM

#184

Khabbi

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 531

In OOT the "sup bro" thread is consistently bumped on the first page. They seem to be more proud of their gimmick thread. Let's represent home poker with this one!

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05-25-2006 , 05:34 PM

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smoore

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,336

Whoever gets "mod for a day" powers someday... lock this!

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05-26-2006 , 06:17 AM

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Barfunkel

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,403

First of all, dear tworooks, you have to understand that this is VERY illegal and you'll be busted in a few days AND...

Just kidding.

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06-01-2006 , 03:06 AM

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jzpiano

Flip King

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 5,832

Its been too long since its been bumped, Live on two rooks!

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06-01-2006 , 03:46 AM

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AKQJ10

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 13,299

I never actually read this thread until tonight. Damn, what a classic. "... or a full-on NATIONAL bank...." Priceless.

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06-01-2006 , 03:05 PM

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stevie555

newbie

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 49

I live in the San Diego area and i am interested in playing at your casino. I would play in 50-100 ring games or 5-10 blackjack. Is your casino still operating, and if so, what is the address/best time to play?

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06-01-2006 , 03:10 PM

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Lottery Larry

Home Poker Pimp

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 19,603

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Make sure you get the high-roller limo service.

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06-01-2006 , 04:06 PM

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Richter

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 269

HAHAHA I remember this thread. good stuff.

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06-04-2006 , 11:36 PM

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Raul

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14

Best post ever. Whoever brought this back up is my hero

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06-04-2006 , 11:38 PM

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Raul

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14

haha, Can I book a room to stay at your hotel as well?

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06-06-2006 , 03:43 AM

#194

AKQJ10

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 13,299

How high do you have to play to get the comp'ed fast food? I'm trying to save up enough gold card points for a Jack in the Box.

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06-06-2006 , 04:53 AM

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Quadstriker

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 15,333

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I'm trying to save up enough gold card points for a Jack in the Box.

Pure comedy gold.

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06-06-2006 , 10:17 PM

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Meezer

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 417

Best thread ever!! I asked my Mom if I could do the same thing, but she said no. She never lets me do anything! What I really wanted to know is if that guy with the bank in his basement decided to go state or national.