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Old 02-06-2012, 09:55 AM   #1
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Maybe sportsbetting is the way to go!(Snipping Tool info itt)

Im probably down lifetime 3k on poker..easily. Slow playing quads is a bad bad idea so dont do it..ever. 9 times out of 10 you lose.

Anywho. Im down a solid 3k and broke as the homeless dude down the street from me that I borrowed $5 from the other day to get a footlong. Long story short? I took a cash advance on my credit card of $800 and put it on pinnacle sports sportsbetting. Alll 800 on the giants @ 2.2-1 odds. I won just over $900.

I think I have a new career in sight. I took $400 of that and put it on the leafs tonight and $50 on the raptors to beat washington.

lol@my entire life. As a matter of fact lol@my entire family tree. Bunch of broke degenerate ****ing idiots ruined me!!

btw my dog is doing great. He has forgiven me and I let him chase the neighbors cat today. ****ing dog almost killed it! Ah well hes just tyring to live.
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Old 02-06-2012, 09:57 AM   #2
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lol pls post more

I will get you out of the hole if you let me **** your sister though.

GL on your bets tonight!
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Old 02-06-2012, 09:59 AM   #3
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why not bet the rest of your winnings? Put it all in play. Bet the rest on the red wings
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:06 AM   #4
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Im probably down lifetime 3k on poker..easily. Slow playing quads is a bad bad idea so dont do it..ever. 9 times out of 10 you lose.

Anywho. Im down a solid 3k and broke as the homeless dude down the street from me that I borrowed $5 from the other day to get a footlong. Long story short? I took a cash advance on my credit card of $800 and put it on pinnacle sports sportsbetting. Alll 800 on the giants @ 2.2-1 odds. I won just over $900.

I think I have a new career in sight. I took $400 of that and put it on the leafs tonight and $50 on the raptors to beat washington.

lol@my entire life. As a matter of fact lol@my entire family tree. Bunch of broke degenerate ****ing idiots ruined me!!

btw my dog is doing great. He has forgiven me and I let him chase the neighbors cat today. ****ing dog almost killed it! Ah well hes just tyring to live.
at least ur honest! I loled at this...and it's probably not a good idea...but it could work...i know like 2 winning prop betters...most are losers betting on pro sports...its for the fish
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:28 AM   #5
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Maybe this is when I go on a hot streak for once in my mother ****ing life. And yes I just put the rest on the red wings.
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:33 AM   #6
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printscreens or ****off
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:35 AM   #7
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Maybe this is when I go on a hot streak for once in my mother ****ing life. And yes I just put the rest on the red wings.
+1 for putting the rest on the red wings.

but for BRM sake leave 5 dollars in your pocket so you can getting another footlong if you lose.
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:49 AM   #8
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ALL IN ON REDB FRED
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:53 AM   #9
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glad to hear that the 14 stiches required to keep ur family pet alive are working.
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:55 AM   #10
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i hope your family tree keeps growing .. its good for poker
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Old 02-06-2012, 10:55 AM   #11
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I hope you lose all your bets.
I hope you find your local GA meeting.
I hope you get better.
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Old 02-06-2012, 11:10 AM   #12
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I hope you win at least one of them

then what the dude above me said.....well minus the 1st one.
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Old 02-06-2012, 11:14 AM   #13
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pretty sure its a level
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Old 02-06-2012, 11:15 AM   #14
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He needs the 1st one to happen to get to the 2nd one, then the 3rd will follow providing he sticks it out. I don't hope he loses out of spite, just so he snaps out of his obvious denial.
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Old 02-06-2012, 11:21 AM   #15
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I hope you lose all your bets.
I hope you find your local GA meeting.
I hope you get better.
trohlohlohlohl

EDIT: Almost successful troll, so props.
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