Im probably down lifetime 3k on poker..easily. Slow playing quads is a bad bad idea so dont do it..ever. 9 times out of 10 you lose.

Anywho. Im down a solid 3k and broke as the homeless dude down the street from me that I borrowed $5 from the other day to get a footlong. Long story short? I took a cash advance on my credit card of $800 and put it on pinnacle sports sportsbetting. Alll 800 on the giants @ 2.2-1 odds. I won just over $900.

I think I have a new career in sight. I took $400 of that and put it on the leafs tonight and $50 on the raptors to beat washington.

lol@my entire life. As a matter of fact lol@my entire family tree. Bunch of broke degenerate ****ing idiots ruined me!!

btw my dog is doing great. He has forgiven me and I let him chase the neighbors cat today. ****ing dog almost killed it! Ah well hes just tyring to live.

lol pls post more

I will get you out of the hole if you let me **** your sister though.

GL on your bets tonight!

why not bet the rest of your winnings? Put it all in play. Bet the rest on the red wings

at least ur honest! I loled at this...and it's probably not a good idea...but it could work...i know like 2 winning prop betters...most are losers betting on pro sports...its for the fish

Maybe this is when I go on a hot streak for once in my mother ****ing life. And yes I just put the rest on the red wings.

printscreens or ****off

+1 for putting the rest on the red wings.

but for BRM sake leave 5 dollars in your pocket so you can getting another footlong if you lose.

ALL IN ON REDB FRED

glad to hear that the 14 stiches required to keep ur family pet alive are working.

i hope your family tree keeps growing .. its good for poker

I hope you lose all your bets.
I hope you find your local GA meeting.
I hope you get better.

I hope you win at least one of them

then what the dude above me said.....well minus the 1st one.

pretty sure its a level

He needs the 1st one to happen to get to the 2nd one, then the 3rd will follow providing he sticks it out. I don't hope he loses out of spite, just so he snaps out of his obvious denial.

trohlohlohlohl

EDIT: Almost successful troll, so props.