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Damn, you got to be autistic big time if you cannot find a way to beat lolNLOL200.

You are being cheated, and they are ****ing with you. This kind of thing happened to me in San Antonio in underground rooms in late 2008. I don't go to underground rooms any more LDO.

In 2010-2011, I went to a home game 12 times and lost all 12 times.* Now I just assume they are cheating and I don't go to that home game anymore. Rake free is great, but if they are cheating you it is not so great.

There are ways to cheat that you wouldn't believe, and you have to be on the lookout. The only honest games that you can reasonably count on are casino games where the decks and dealers change constantly, but even then you have to be careful.

Sad.

*If I'm 50/50 to have a winning session, then the probability of this happening naturally is 1 in 2 to the 12th power (4,096). NBL.

I like the way you think sir

you realize of course the dealer is gonna be a nice guy if he is cheating you? they want you to keep coming back..

this response is for the 1% chance this isn't a level

It's not a level. The guy is seriously anguished. And levels are much more rare than you think.

QFMT! If you don't play then you can't win it back and are a guaranteed loser. If you play you can either win, or lose, so it's a 50/50 proposition. The math breaks down like this.

Don't play = -$
Play = 1/2-$+1/2+$

1/2-$1+1/2+$ is a larger expected value than -$.

I know it can be hard to think of things in terms of strict mathematical expectations, but thats what separates the winners from the pretenders.

You need to change up your timing to trick the live RNG.

Take exactly thirteen seconds per decision. If not, you're ****ed.

durrrr had his timing down for awhile when he was winning big in the live cash games.

When he says he's "playing poorly" he means that his timing is off. You might find him sitting on the curb outside a casino with the stopwatch on his cell phone saying, "raise" and "I'm all in" to himself. He's not crazy, he's getting ready to beat the live RNG.

Good luck, my friend.

If they catch you every time, don't bluff every time. If they're folding when you bet, check instead?

EDIT (LONG EDIT): What I'm saying (and maybe you take something away from this) No strat in BBV. Don't let it happen again

Good luck.

^^^^^ wtf is this ****?

Take your good advice to B & M imo.

Hint: you're the fish

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Hello guys, sorry for not updating about what happened during my confrontation.
Ive been at the police station until now(4 AM), so im very tired and I will post what happened tomorrow.

Good night

Snitch!