Life Degening for $$$sies. State your dare and do it itt! - Page 2

We just need people to start offering up dares...

k for $20 someones gotta go pick up the biggest grossest and ugliest cow at the club/bar and take her back to your place. if you can snag a video of at one point you saying to her (preferably in bed) "I AM THE CHEESEBURGER" you just got yourself $20.

edit: reason its starting at $20 is because I'm sure it's not gonna be hard for one of you ugly ****ers to pick up a gross cow.

Last edited by ruo42; 10-16-2012 at 01:09 PM.

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10-16-2012 , 01:15 PM

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miamicheats

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Thread has potential but OP's wagers are terrible.

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10-16-2012 , 01:16 PM

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ruo42

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Thread has potential but OP's wagers are terrible.

Well i'm the only one trying here maybe u could offer up a dare big guy?

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10-16-2012 , 01:18 PM

#29

kamises epitome

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Originally Posted by ruo42

We just need people to start offering up dares...

k for $20 someones gotta go pick up the biggest grossest and ugliest cow at the club/bar and take her back to your place. if you can snag a video of at one point you saying to her (preferably in bed) "I AM THE CHEESEBURGER" you just got yourself $20.

edit: reason its starting at $20 is because I'm sure it's not gonna be hard for one of you ugly ****ers to pick up a gross cow.

And the name of the strip joint your mom works in is?

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10-16-2012 , 01:47 PM

#30

ruo42

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Originally Posted by DONALD_DUCK

thread has srs potential

if only other people would start offering up dares because apparently all my offers are ****ty

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10-16-2012 , 02:14 PM

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K Da C

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Didn't read anything .

cliffs ?

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10-16-2012 , 02:21 PM

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t0okie

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Originally Posted by K Da C

Didn't read anything .

cliffs ?

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Spoiler:

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10-16-2012 , 02:31 PM

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K2AA72

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Originally Posted by ruo42

I'll add 20$ to that

40$ already for said movie.

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10-16-2012 , 02:33 PM

#34

ruo42

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Originally Posted by K2AA72

I'll add 20$ to that

40$ already for said movie.

I'm good for that. So we got $20 and $20 for this offer.. (can only transfer through PS atm)

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10-16-2012 , 04:19 PM

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vdjens

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So, I can go to a fat chick I know (obv don't know fat chick because car will scrape with them in it), offer her a pint at my house while we're sitting on bed/laying in bed and yell her the "I AM THE CHEEZEBURGE" line and get free manies?

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10-16-2012 , 06:52 PM

#36

ruo42

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Originally Posted by vdjens

Was to pick one up in bar/club (so pics from there needed)
You can't know the chick at all because it's way too easy to do this with someone you know.. (obviously hard to judge this so I'm trusting it in good faith) and ya everything else u got right only thing is the line has to be said in a dramatic fashion that's video worthy, you know?

u cool with those rules K2AA72 ?

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10-16-2012 , 07:00 PM

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K Da C

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can we do it Gangnam style ?

http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU

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10-16-2012 , 07:10 PM

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dontbeleivethehype

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Originally Posted by K Da C

can we do it Gangnam style ?

http://youtu.be/kpZhZAr1cQU

48 million views? wow.

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10-16-2012 , 08:21 PM

#39

AoO

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Originally Posted by Byrung

Id like to see someone go up to a black persons home and ask if it LOL POT ODDS is home. $4 right there!

Be careful,could easily be angled, everyone knows a black person they could just ask to let them do it.

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10-16-2012 , 10:22 PM

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Don Stefanello

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thread has 5* potential, ban all the trolls and its gonna be great thread

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10-17-2012 , 12:41 AM

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pokerizmylife

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Here some ideas to get people started:

Go to a public place (McDonalds, Grocery Store) screaming cuss words at the top of your lungs until you are removed from premises (video required)
Create a fake car jacking/kidnapping in a Wal-Mart parking lot where civilians get involved (video required)
Go to an Applebees, get a table, and order a drink. When waiter/waitress comes back throw the drink in their face (video required)
Squeeze the **** out of a mom's ass at a grocery store until you get slapped
Piss in a cup. Go to a drive-thru of a fast food restaurant. Order, drive up to window, and throw piss on the person. Or better yet, poop in something and toss your poop on them. Or even better, be passenger in back seat and literally pee on them. Have to get video reaction of victim.

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10-17-2012 , 12:54 AM

#42

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by pokerizmylife

Here some ideas to get people started:

Go to a public place (McDonalds, Grocery Store) screaming cuss words at the top of your lungs until you are removed from premises (video required)
Create a fake car jacking/kidnapping in a Wal-Mart parking lot where civilians get involved (video required)
Go to an Applebees, get a table, and order a drink. When waiter/waitress comes back throw the drink in their face (video required)
Squeeze the **** out of a mom's ass at a grocery store until you get slapped
Piss in a cup. Go to a drive-thru of a fast food restaurant. Order, drive up to window, and throw piss on the person. Or better yet, poop in something and toss your poop on them. Or even better, be passenger in back seat and literally pee on them. Have to get video reaction of victim.

Hi, so you must have just reach puberty? How do you handle y'our erections during math class?

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10-17-2012 , 12:56 AM

#43

pokerizmylife

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Hi, so you must have just reach puberty? How do you handle y'our erections during math class?

I'm trying to keep them realistic. These are so simple the degens could bid these down to $10.

No one is gonna go into freakin harlem with a KKK uniform.

The videos would give me a laugh if done correctly.

oh and to handle my erections I walk along the right side of the hallway with the book in my left hand blocking the view of my raging boner.

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10-17-2012 , 01:01 AM

#44

Byrung

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Originally Posted by pokerizmylife

Here some ideas to get people started:

Go to a public place (McDonalds, Grocery Store) screaming cuss words at the top of your lungs until you are removed from premises (video required)
Create a fake car jacking/kidnapping in a Wal-Mart parking lot where civilians get involved (video required)
Go to an Applebees, get a table, and order a drink. When waiter/waitress comes back throw the drink in their face (video required)
Squeeze the **** out of a mom's ass at a grocery store until you get slapped
Piss in a cup. Go to a drive-thru of a fast food restaurant. Order, drive up to window, and throw piss on the person. Or better yet, poop in something and toss your poop on them. Or even better, be passenger in back seat and literally pee on them. Have to get video reaction of victim.

so far I see assault, sexual assaults and public disturbance. Would you like to add murder to your ******ed list??

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10-17-2012 , 01:08 AM

#45

pokerizmylife

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How about jump from a 3 story building or 3 story window. Might be worth $100 to someone.

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10-17-2012 , 01:43 AM

#46

DRybes

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^ Lay off the torture porn movies, my friend, they're affecting you in a bad way

How about a video of eating those ghost chili peppers, say 2oz/60g of them or so, clearly chewing and swallowing, then no drink and no puke for 5 minutes. Legit dare and funny reaction video.

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10-17-2012 , 03:16 AM

#47

WhyDid I doThat :|

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So dissapointed in the dares in this thread, seriously broke right now and would definetely do some legit crazy **** for 100 bucks. Cant even eat a potato wedgie without a pint of milk but will eat one of those ghost chilli peppers for a reasonable price.