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10-24-2014 , 06:36 PM
It was a deepstacked 1-2NL game, back in the heyday of the poker boom. I was in middle position with a pair of nines, and about $700 behind. It folded to me and I made it $12 to go, the standard open for this table. I got 4 callers. Time to flop a set I thought, as the monotone board dropped, with a lovely 9 right in the middle. It checked to me, and I bet $45. EVERYONE called. Planning to check/fold unless the board paired, I awaited the turn card. BINK The last 9 in the deck had found its way to me. This time, the sb bet $150, the bb shoved for $600. I double-checked the board, yep I've got the nuts. I took my chip of my cards so I could shove my chips in-and the dealer mucked my hand. I immediately let out a cry, as if I has just been stabbed. The other players at the table agreed, I was not folding, but shoving. At this point the floor was called over, but I knew the ruling. No one could tell at all which cards were whose. I sat back dejected as the hand continued with the button calling the shove, and his nut flush being bested by the bb's full house.

Lesson #1:
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The only person at the table, responsible for protecting your cards, is you.


At seventeen, there are no casinos that will let you play poker. So I found a home game through my uncle, and proceeded to clean house. Now this home game played every game you can imagine, and a few you probably can't.

This particular evening, Deuces Wild seemed to be the game of choice. I looked at my hole cards, and found KQJ all in diamonds. This is a nice start, I thought as I completed the bet to $.50. Two players called me, and we were off to fourth street. I got a Ten of diamonds, my opponents both got deuces. A bet and three calls later, I catch a deuce. BINGO, I have a royal flush. But I remeber that is some games, 5-of-a-kind beats even a royal. Unless it is-BOOM-Jack of diamonds. A Royal-natural, real. Like a princess without breast implants. The down cards were of no consequence, the the real betting began. Channelling Paul Newman himself, each raise was met with 'kick a buck'. I took a while for me to get all my chips in, my grandfather's words echoing in my mind "Royal is as good as it gets. You get a royal, son, you bet the house, the wife, the dog, everything. You can't lose!" Not being married, not owning a house, and feeling quite sure no one would even want my dog, I simply bet the $236 that was in front of me. As the last dollar went in, I proudly turned over my Royal Flush. there were no gasps of amazement, or nods of approval. my opponent turned over his hand- three threes and 2 deuces. I stared dumbfounded as the dealer pushed the monster pot to the other player. "But wait", I said desperately, "What about my natural royal? It doesn't win? "House rules. 5-of-a-kind beats all", was the response.

Lesson #2:
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Always know the house rules for any game you play.


Ok, your turn. Reply with some lessons you've learned. About the game, about life. Poker can be a great teacher. Let's hear from some of it's students.
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10-24-2014 , 09:22 PM
If you don't win enough money in Vegas and as a result sleep with a cheap prostitute you increase your odds of getting herpes from 8% to 91%
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10-24-2014 , 09:26 PM
****ing wall of text, did not read.
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10-24-2014 , 11:07 PM
****ing wall of text, i can not read
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pics only please
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10-25-2014 , 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
If you don't win enough money in Vegas and as a result sleep with a cheap prostitute you increase your odds of getting herpes from 8% to 91%
That's not a problem if you already have herpes though
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10-25-2014 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Craggoo
That's not a problem if you already have herpes though
Word up, yo! Gotta plan ahead.
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10-25-2014 , 11:03 AM
I read it
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lol
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10-25-2014 , 01:21 PM
Your history is very similar to this on below, from a book called Trader Vic: Methods of a Wall Street Master.

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Joe is holding his own. He is about even \N hen he draws three aces and two queens-a full house. With a large pot already on the table. the raises $15,000. The next two guys fold, but the leather-faced farmer across the table calls him and raises another $15,000, without so much as batting an eye. Joe, certain that the guy is bluffing, calls the bet and lays down his aceshigh full house. The farmer lays down junk: three clubs and two diamonds of mixed numbered cards. Joe, suppressing a smile, starts to rake in the pot.
"Wait just a darn minute," says the farmer, a stern and reprimanding tone in his voice.
"Whattaya mean, wait a minute," says Joe, "you got nothin."
"Take a look at the sign over your right shoulder," smiles the farmer.
Joe looks:
THREE CLUBS AND TWO DIAMONDS CONSTITUTE A GAMBONI, THE
TOP WINNING HAND IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT
Joe is really angry. but after all, rules are rules, so he continues to play with what is left of his holdings. About an hour later, he draws three clubs and two diamonds . . . a Gamboni! He bets everything, and on the final round of betting with the same leatherfaced farmer he has to throw in his solid gold Rolex to make the call. The farmer turns over his cards a queen-high spade flush. Joe turns over his Gamboni and starts to rake in the pot.
"Hold it there, fella," says the farmer, his grin cutting deep lines in his cheeks.
"But I got a Gamboni!" cries an exasperated Joe.
"Sure 'nough, but look at the sign over there," and he points over Joe's left shoulder.
Joe looks:
ONLY ONE GAMBONI WILL BE PERMITTED PER NIGHT IN THIS
ESTABLISHMENT
Joe, broke but thankful for the invention of credit cards, leaves the barn with dung on his shoes, and the leather-faced farmer drives his tractor home feeling the weight of a solid gold Rolex on his wrist.
So the secret of the Gamboni is this: if you want to win. you've got to know the rules; and also, you can't win if you're not at the table.
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10-25-2014 , 06:06 PM
To learn, I learnt, learnt
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10-25-2014 , 06:26 PM
Aa a a a a
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10-25-2014 , 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by smokybacon
****ing wall of text, did not read.
this. btw, im so mad today im gonna spend all my weekend on bbv and religious/science forum talking about the devil
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10-25-2014 , 08:12 PM
rule#1_don't make **** threads
rule#2_if you do make sure you include tsavers
rule#3_**** I got nothin
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10-26-2014 , 10:46 AM
If hand 1 really happened id either off myself shoving casino chips down my throat or go for a walk and return w a loaded shotgun ready for bloodshed.

Last edited by blakkkat; 10-26-2014 at 10:47 AM. Reason: solid player w emotional control in da house
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10-27-2014 , 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by blakkkat
If hand 1 really happened id either off myself shoving casino chips down my throat or go for a walk and return w a loaded shotgun ready for bloodshed.
Instead I learned to never take my hand off my cards. Deathgrip. A dealer got slapped once I think.
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10-27-2014 , 05:50 AM
Threadsaver:
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10-27-2014 , 06:09 AM
^ I would not play her. At least not poker

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if u know what I mean
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