Keep on keep on, we ae reading everything..

How do I lose tonight? More bull**** right before the money. I missed some hands from getting disconnected.

I get QQ in the small blind blinds are 400/800.

I push all-in against the BB with 7500. He calls nearly his whole stack off with J9s.

Sure enough he hits a flush with that **** hand. Another donk wins this bull****. I can't win with QQ. If I ever played some bull**** like J9s, especially against QQ, I would never win.

FOH with this bull****.

Just to top it off.. some more set up BS which I've seen so much of lately. These kind of setups literally happen all the time now.

I work hard getting dealt no cards but build a stack to 4200 on the button. It was a good stack to have after I just knocked out another player.

Blinds 125/260 all fold up to me on the dealer button. I push all-in against someone who had slightly over 1800 after the BB. BB calls because of course they have AK and are going to win with a full house.

Flop comes 2 K K then A on the turn and then a 5 on the river. That's all she wrote. So pathetic.

Next hand I get 44 and all fold up to me. I push all-in with my 2000 and sure enough guy in the SB again has JJ this time and he calls to knock me out. Complete joke.

Please Fidstar, ban this turd!

Keep on OP, v interesting reads.. I'll start reading this to my kid..

How do I lose tonight?

I get AQ on the dealer button with around 7000 in chips. Blinds at 600/1200

One donk limps from early position. I push all-in. all fold but the donkey calls.

AQs vs Q2o

Yes this stupid POS donk called with Q2. That's OK because I have him dominated with this hand. Especially as I'm leading to the river with a pair of Qs and a bunch of other cards that could pair. Sure enough the 2 comes that I thought would've been on the flop. Not really surprised on this setup bull****.

So pathetic how I lose to these 1 outer, 2 outer, 3 outers on the river so often now. It's really getting to the point where it's like, why even play?

I'm getting all these straight donkey calls now and they never lose. So if I'm not just totally screwed by a guy hitting a 1 outer on the river then I'm getting screwed by having idiots call with really weak hands and hitting them all the time.

I have these morons dominated so often but they suck out. ****in joke.

Q2 obv a nuts because it can hit higher boards with Q and low boards with 2, while AQ only hits high boards.. You gotta lose that money..

What a joke. That sucks.

Got any more hands like this?

How about mixing **** up a bit by posting a hand that u win?

Actually AQ can hit a flush on a low board. And it also can hit a straight on a 2 3 4 5 board.

He's just been waiting for 1. Hasn't happened yet.

Too bad I haven't reinstalled HM on the new rig yet. I'd post more winning loose agro hands to heighten the bad beat experience.

I haven't bothered reading the rest of this whine fest. But I recall a lot of 60/40 crying. I have some 80/20 doozies that'll make his blood boil.

calling with K8 is completly standard and good.
you are clearly missing out on a +ED spot if you fold K8 here.
Learn to play Pokerz, You got out played.

*ED= Expected Danger

How do I lose tonight? Ah, the standard screwery.

12 players left. I'm in the money. Blinds are 1250/2500

I get A3s in the dealer button with 13,000 chips. Both players after me have less chips than I do. SB has 9500 and playing very nitty. The BB has just 1250 after their posted BB.

Of course they'll call.

A3s vs Q4o...of course I'll lose this hand to a set of Queens.

Ok fair enough. I get put in the BB and at this point have a little more than 7k over the BB but that's hardly relevant. First player to act after me with their 8k left pushes all-in. The player after them pushes all-in 27k. They had doubled up with like A 10 over KQ so suddenly they're doing great.

Everyone folds up to me and I call with KK. Great chances at a triple up and making the final table after this.

KK vs 56s (8k) vs AJo (27k)

Of course the same guy who hits a set of Queens hits his Ace on the flop against me. Such a joke..really ridiculous.

A is most certainly bigger than K, so ofc he won..

A3s vs Q4o...of course I'll lose this hand to a set of Queens.
A3s vs Q4o...of course I'll lose this hand to a set of Queens.
A3s vs Q4o...of course I'll lose this hand to a set of Queens.
A3s vs Q4o...of course I'll lose this hand to a set of Queens.
A3s vs Q4o...of course I'll lose this hand to a set of Queens.

Im literally skipping over by every OP post just to get to everyone else's comments. My official fav thread.

Ok this is sick........ More and more of the same.


Late in tourney blinds are 1500/3000

I'm sitting with about 30k total in the BB One player raises to 6000 from position right before the button. Just 1 BB to call up against just that player with close to as much as me. The flop A 9 8 ... 2 diamonds and a heart. I had top 2 pair.

I push all-in close to 20k is what I had and the player quickly calls.

He calls with AJ.. obviously he needs a Jack to win.. the odds are greatly in my favor.

Sure enough just another s uckout when he gets his Jack on the river and I'm knocked out of the tourney in 11th place. Completely pathetic.

This is exactly the bull**** I'm talking about..over and over same ****.

^This is exactly the bull**** I'm talking about..over and over same ****.

stick a dick in it Jed , no one gives a ****

rigged imo

Why are you always on the short stack?

This has been criminally underused in this thread, IMO.

5 stars imo