Would you ask cow how to make a beef Wellington?

These are hilarious. Keep em coming...

... April Fool's!

Since it is joker day, I thought he'd throw us a curveball by posting a hand in which he won.



Bastard.

what does FOH mean?

H is for Hoe
figure the rest

i went all in with pocket queens and he had Ace Jack and he hit an ace on the turn.. ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-_-

FOH on some real bull**** now.

I have 6000 chips and blinds are 300/600

8 people left in tournament, 6 get paid. I'm low but there are at least 2 others with around 6000, and those two are sitting out.

I get dealt AA
Guy from first position raises to 1200, guy in 2nd position calls. It comes to me and I push all-in. Everyone folds up to the guy in 2nd position who called the raise. He calls me.

AA vs 77

I got it in good right? It's such a joke.

Damn 7 comes on the river.

Played one damn tourney on this website and of course see this nonsense, Incredible. I had just watched someone else with A Q get a flop of A A 2 and then push all-in. the guy calls with 77 and gets a 7 on the river.

I don't believe this bull****.

You shouldn't play tourneys. Try cashgames

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It seems like you're upset you can't get ITM OP.
Try flipouts and you might get there someday.

OP left out part about it being a $10 buy in tourney.

[ ] you're cool because you play "the highstakezz"

Being treated to bull**** after bull****. PP can't win no matter what. AA vs 77, TT vs 77, KK vs 55, TT vs AQ. All day bull**** after bull****. Get some winnings and then see nonstop nonsense.

Another one was I had 9 7

flop comes 6 8 10. I have the straight. Another player bets big with a K J. I push all-in with a good sized stack. Another guy calls and he calls too. The other guy had 9 7 too. The other guy has K 9. Who knows what he's doing committing all those chips.....

Turn comes a Q then a J on the River to give him the straight. Just bull****.

When are you going to get sick of making this crap up?

I'm not making anything up but this is getting beyond ridiculous. Totally sickening.

First go all-in 44 vs AQ and lose that. It's sick because that's what keeps on happening. I can't win PP vs any bull****. I already posted a bunch of the hands from yesterday and same bs is carrying over.

Just now I get A8 and flop 2 6 8. It was a bounty and someone's bounty was in there so I push all-in with A 8, top pair. This ******* calls the bet with AQ after that flop. Sure enough the ******* gets a Q on the next card. Wins the hand and both the bounties. FOH with this bull****.

Somehow I just won 77 vs AK vs AJ. J on the river but I actually hit a 7. It's about ****in time but sure enough I'll get screwed later in this tourney.

Yep other tourney lose 22 vs J9 vs JT...J9 wins. If you have an over card it's going to hit. Such a joke.

Yep another 22 vs A6 just now and lose to same donk who had J9. FOH with this bull****

And now I have 10 J

flop comes 10 2 J.. Someone bets 600 and i push all-in. They show 10 8

Next card is a 9 and 7 on the river to give him the straight.

Go all-in the next one after that with KQs calling another player Player with 8 5 wins with pair of 8s.


Go in with 25s with my few remaining chips the next hand. Guy with AT wins who pushed. I can't get a pair to save my life. If I hit a pair I see some bull**** and lose. Yet all these overcards hit their pair just about every single time.

This is truly sickening. bull****.

O stands for off

After pushing with TT and being called by QT and K6 and losing to both hands..I'm ****in done. No way I was rebuying into that bull**** tourney. Truly a joke.

JJ vs AKo....well of course I lose the hand. All-in pre-flop.

9 8 9 9....K on the river

FOH

Get JJ again...somehow escape with the win vs 89. All-in pre-flop.. of course he pairs the 8 and almost wins the hand.

It's OK because I get AK and push all-in after that. Get a call from A6 and lose the hand to pair of 6's and Ace high.

Truly ****ing a joke. I'm not kidding this is unbelievable.

I'm completely speechless. Now QQ gets cracked by A4. Insane. I could play 10 tournaments ive and wouldn't see this much bull.

You're on a troll now.

FOH

Bad internet players complain about poker being rigged. Good internet players know it is rigged and try to get the rig on their side.

You have uncovered the rig that makes overcards more likely to hit against pocket pairs. For this reason you need to avoid pushing as much with overcards. You have also uncovered a bias that makes the low kicker more likely to hit in dominated matchups such as AK vs. A6. The way to exploit this is to value hands such as A2 - A6 more highly. That is the road to big profits.