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05-05-2015 , 04:47 PM

#76

Sheep86

*** Kickin' ass for the working class May LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I have touched at least 5 girls tonight.

But how much manliness did you lose?

05-05-2015 , 05:42 PM

#77

Jesus420

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 147

Please ban op

fold river

ead

fold river

didn't read

I hate you all

05-05-2015 , 06:02 PM

#78

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,274

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus420

Please ban op

05-05-2015 , 06:04 PM

#79

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I have touched at least 5 girly-men tonight.

fyp

05-05-2015 , 06:04 PM

#80

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,515

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus420

Please ban op

fold river

ead

fold river

didn't read

I hate you all

05-06-2015 , 01:39 AM

#81

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

THEY WERE REAL GIRLS. I TOUCHED THEM. SAMMY WAS TOLD HE HAS GOOD DANCE TALENT, AND THAT SAMMYS NEW DANCE PANTS, MAKES HIS ASS LOOK VERY GOOD.

Today I must drink the beers all day.

05-06-2015 , 02:22 AM

#82

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sammy take two deep breaths

05-06-2015 , 02:27 AM

#83

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

THEY WERE REAL GIRLS. I TOUCHED THEM. SAMMY WAS TOLD HE HAS GOOD DANCE TALENT, AND THAT SAMMYS NEW DANCE PANTS, MAKES HIS ASS LOOK VERY GOOD.

Today I must drink the beers all day.

Girls don't have penii. Just sayin

05-06-2015 , 02:27 AM

#84

Sammy2bullets

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Sammy does not like deep breasts, he likes them nice and round. Cheers

05-06-2015 , 02:34 AM

#85

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Well I tried.

It's only May 8th

05-06-2015 , 05:22 AM

#86

Morphismus

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,274

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

THEY WERE REAL GIRLS. I TOUCHED THEM. SAMMY WAS TOLD HE HAS GOOD DANCE TALENT, AND THAT SAMMYS NEW DANCE PANTS, MAKES HIS ASS LOOK VERY GOOD.

Today I must drink the beers all day.

pics of dance pants

05-06-2015 , 05:34 AM

#87

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

pics of dance pants

Pretty strange to ask another man to see his pants. Are you hitting on me, Morph?

05-06-2015 , 05:40 AM

#88

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Pretty strange to ask another man to see his pants. Are you hitting on me, Morph?

Maybe I want to buy myself such pants as well? Pic on a hanger is enough.

05-06-2015 , 05:49 AM

#89

Sammy2bullets

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Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Not sure you will fit my pants, remember I have an athletic build body. Why you want to buy Sammys used pants anyway? I don't understand. Now more beer must be consumed.

05-06-2015 , 06:31 AM

#90

FranFran

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Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Flying to Malta in 2 weeks, any of you losers from there/ will be there? We can meet and drink them all if you are up for it.

05-06-2015 , 06:39 AM

#91

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Flying to Malta in 2 weeks, any of you losers from there/ will be there? We can meet and drink them all if you are up for it.

Are you going there for the Chinese New Years? I hear it should be very funfun.

Hope I'm going to the TDF, but will for sure be going to OktoberFest in Münich. Maybe you come to Münich and drink real mans beer.

05-06-2015 , 06:46 AM

#92

FranFran

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No, it's a business trip to Malta, but I will stay 2-3 days more, so I am free to drink a bit.

Oktoberfest in Munich sounds good, I am up for that, let's organize a BBV meeting on Oktoberfest, Morph could be up for it too I guess.

05-06-2015 , 06:47 AM

#93

FranFran

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we have plenty of time to organize that, sammy I believe that you can do it. Make our little community a better place!

05-06-2015 , 06:48 AM

#94

Sammy2bullets

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I don't think Morph is the drinking type.

05-06-2015 , 07:05 AM

#95

FranFran

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Morph is Austrian, he can talk to his mom that he aint a drinking type.

05-06-2015 , 07:11 AM

#96

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Morph is Austrian, he can talk to his mom that he aint a drinking type.

What does this mean FranFran, I do not understand your post. You want him to talk to his mom or something?

05-06-2015 , 07:17 AM

#97

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Overhere, when we are saying that someone is lying, we say that he can tell that to his mom. (like tell that to your mom I'm not buying it).

Spoiler:

05-06-2015 , 07:23 AM

#98

Sammy2bullets

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Well maybe you're right, he just seems like a bit of a mama's boy to me sometimes. He can't afford going to beer fest anyway, the guy is trying to buy my used pants ffs, so he probably lost that money.