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Old 04-19-2012, 11:34 PM   #16
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What do you mean by near death twice? Either you die or you live. There is no near death.
thats true
good point
guess I just felt like I was gonna die
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:34 PM   #17
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OP didn't you use to play 100cubed on FTP back in the day all the time? I may be thinking of a different screen name but your name sounds so familiar.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:36 PM   #18
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I was going to ask "what for" about 1 or 2 questions but id like the answer to every single one
all violence
I have 22 counts of assault on my record
from common assault to causing bodily harm
and breaches and various other stuff
they wanted to put attempted murder on one but I had a good lawyer

the psych ward is I am high level bipolar and EXTREMELY antisocial personality disorder with extremely violent tendencies
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:37 PM   #19
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OP didn't you use to play 100cubed on FTP back in the day all the time? I may be thinking of a different screen name but your name sounds so familiar.
oh lord no
Ive played 100 dollar mtts about 3 times in my life
Im a micro guy through and throughout
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:38 PM   #20
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here I'll toss you guys a story from my past
Im 46 years old now but still will throw hands, I dont much care for the saying "you are too old to act like that"

1. I spent an amount of time when I was 38 years old helping collect debts for a marijuana dealer named Chuck. The main guy who did the collecting was Chad, and I went along as his “assistant”. Now at this time I was 6 feet tall and 255 pounds and an imposing figure, and Chad was about 5 foot 8 and 175 pounds, but Chad put the fear of God into anyone who crossed him. He had absolutely zero fear and would do whatever was required to get his point across.
Anyways, Chad and I go to this guys place to collect on a debt. Our plan was to kick the door down, but Chad opened the mailbox and lo and behold the key was in there. So we open the door and walk in and the guy was sitting in the living room playing a video game, but between us and him was this large black hairy dog that weighed about 120 pounds. At first glance, this didn't look good for us, but we soon realized the dog was as docile and friendly as could be.
Chad at this point proceeds into the living room to have a “chat” with the guy who owes the money, and I proceed into the kitchen to look in the fridge for something to keep the dog occupied. I find a large amount of bologna in there and start feeding it to the dog. I also spot a fresh banana cream pie in the fridge and decide I am going to partake of this pie for myself. Being the type to share, I walk into the living room and ask Chad if he wants a piece of pie. When I get in there, I see Chad has a collapsible baton out and is beating the guy about the head with it to make it known he is not happy about the money owing. The dog of course follows me knowing I will feed it and completely ignores his owner getting thumped around. Chad passes on the pie, but the guy getting smacked around pipes up and says “There's another pie in the freezer if you want.” Completely dumbfounded by him saying this in his state, I walk back to the kitchen and continue to feed the dog. We left with his stereo equipment and tv to cover the debt. The pie was delicious.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:38 PM   #21
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all violence
I have 22 counts of assault on my record
from common assault to causing bodily harm
and breaches and various other stuff
they wanted to put attempted murder on one but I had a good lawyer

the psych ward is I am high level bipolar and EXTREMELY antisocial personality disorder with extremely violent tendencies
you should make a thread forserious it would actually be a pretty sick one imo


I had some old friends who used to get in **** and once youre in the system and put on probation its hard to not repeat cause they breach you so easily
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:39 PM   #22
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all violence
I have 22 counts of assault on my record
from common assault to causing bodily harm
and breaches and various other stuff
they wanted to put attempted murder on one but I had a good lawyer

the psych ward is I am high level bipolar and EXTREMELY antisocial personality disorder with extremely violent tendencies
Im cyclothemic, Its basically a pussy version of bi-polar
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:40 PM   #23
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you should make a thread forserious it would actually be a pretty sick one imo


I had some old friends who used to get in **** and once youre in the system and put on probation its hard to not repeat cause they breach you so easily
Ive been charge free for 7 years now
I make sure to avoid social situations and control my personal environment to my liking to avoid triggers
I also quit steroids,...and havent drank booze in 19 years nor done dope
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:42 PM   #24
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Post some pics bro

of yourself and some chicks youve banged

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Old 04-19-2012, 11:43 PM   #25
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Post some pics bro

of yourself and some chicks youve banged

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my ex wife and I ran an escort agency for 3 years
oh man the stories
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:44 PM   #26
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Post stories about gunshots. Your story is standard ive done worse things than that.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:45 PM   #27
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Post some pics bro

of yourself and some chicks youve banged

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me now


me in my "prime" 18 years ago
Im on the left in the green
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:46 PM   #28
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Thread looks like it could get epic.
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:47 PM   #29
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since this is poker forum to make it poker related
if I had a choice and could throw hands with one poker player
it would be Bryn Kenney

man that guy seems like a douche
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Old 04-19-2012, 11:47 PM   #30
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The guy in the middle need less tanning. More stories broseph.
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