***And The Jimmies Rustled VIOLENTLY (NSFW LC/NC Thread)***

[Polar Beard]

Originally Posted by 3BetBroke

lol just KO Elky in wcoop-42 $215

something about beating stars pros in lol donkaments just gives me such a raging clue

Sweet jebeezus, ftm, I have that little little far far away dream that one day, a $215 buy-in MTT will be something that I can fit in my BRM.

Not dreaming of ever be rolled enough to consider it a donkament.

GG for the Elky kick

[akyle47]

PB you do realise we know that you are just poorly attempting to troll?

[3BetBroke]

Maybe hes just really nice, alright? ALRIGHT!?!

alright.

[akyle47]

He isn't though

[LOL POT-ODDS]

ban Polaretard

[Donnie Darko.]

Wow what a crazy night, sick!

Originally Posted by omnishakira

yo donnie sell me 1g of what u smoked today when ull be back

lol, benzo + alcohol. I dont recommend it though.

[Donnie Darko.]

Originally Posted by DRybes

a cookie for whoever temp banned that ****er

Lol y so bitter all the time? You need to chillax a little bit imo. Mad that I called you 'one hit wonder'?

Originally Posted by ConTheFruiterer

Holy shyt what TF happened in herrrr last night.

RIP Donnie?

Not yet buddy. I told you, immortal.

[Alficor1]

Cant believe i just challenged that borgata donk to hu4halfmyroll. Lol

[akyle47]

are you drinking tonight?

edit: Alfi is it happening?

edit edit: dm just found the thread

[Polar Beard]

Originally Posted by 3BetBroke

Maybe hes just really nice, alright? ALRIGHT!?!

alright.

LoL, I am somewhat similar to kevmode (oh, I am sooooo giving meat to the trolls here). I tend to open my game too much, not enough bluffs in my posts. Two differences between me and kevmode though. My highest bink at an mtt is 25$ (I think he has a 6 digits one?) and that, enjoying the trolls, I won't go in atf or report unless there are death wishes or death threats

I think that calling a $215 buy-in a donkament is really baller and I could only wish I would be at the same table than known stars, in partiucular Galfond, Durrr, Antonius, Hansen, Sauce, Isildur, Ilary and Phil Ivey.

GLGL, I thought I would sweat your wcoop, but 3BetBroke was nowhere to be found,

[Polar Beard]

Originally Posted by LOL POT-ODDS

ban Polaretard

I bet you'd like it

[Alficor1]

Originally Posted by akyle47

are you drinking tonight?

edit: Alfi is it happening?

edit edit: dm just found the thread

I hope it's happening tbh, would be pretty easy couple of grand.

[akyle47]

he won't play, he even used the "shady escrow" excuse

obv retard is obv, would have been fun though

[Alficor1]

I don't really understand why you would need any escrow when there's no sidebet other than the $300 of rake or so that i promised to pay him in case he loses, which isn't happening since he's just so good. Asking for escrow seems like he's actually not very confident.

[akyle47]

He said he doesn't trust any site to keep real money on though. A escrow is the only way to solve that

He won't play though, he will "be to busy" with his top 50 school lol