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Old 03-06-2014, 12:43 PM   #1
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Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

It's a sad day boys. Jamila Von Perger was eliminated in the latest episode of EPT Barcelona. She said that "It was very exciting to go so deep". I must say that I enjoyed it as well. She's also dating some guy named "Loser". Someone confirm this. Meaning she isn't happy with him since she called him a loser. All I can do is hope that next year I go deep with Jamila.



Watch full episode 8 on the pokerstars tv.

I don't work for poker stars.

Brag: I will go deep with Jamila Von Perger.

Beat: I haven't yet.

Variance: She's dating a loser.
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:45 PM   #2
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How many restraining orders does she have against you?
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:50 PM   #3
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Dat miracle 4 otr. But yeah, she's dreamy
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Old 03-06-2014, 12:50 PM   #4
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How many restraining orders does she have against you?
What's wrong with wanting to go deep in a poker event with her?
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Old 03-06-2014, 01:04 PM   #5
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Re: Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

Approved.
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Old 03-06-2014, 01:15 PM   #6
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What's wrong with wanting to go deep in a poker event with her?
Let me send this to 20 random women, "I want to go deep in a poker event with you," and if I am not arrested by the end of the day, you win.
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Old 03-06-2014, 09:52 PM   #7
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Voted 5*
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Old 03-06-2014, 09:57 PM   #8
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Let me send this to 20 random women, "I want to go deep in a poker event with you," and if I am not arrested by the end of the day, you win.
Should start you mom
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:03 PM   #9
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Re: Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

and by going deep I mean having sex LOL get it?
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Old 03-06-2014, 11:58 PM   #10
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"Loser" is my nickname!
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Old 03-07-2014, 12:23 AM   #11
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Should start you mom
I asked my mom to start and she said i dun start you mom.
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Old 03-07-2014, 03:28 AM   #12
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needs more pics
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Old 03-07-2014, 09:27 AM   #13
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Re: Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

Lol look at the awkward smile that guy is giving her. You know he's thinking about going deep.



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Old 03-07-2014, 10:32 AM   #14
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Ah, just found out her boyfriend's name is Manig Loeser. I guess he's not a loser.

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Old 03-07-2014, 05:48 PM   #15
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Re: Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

Ahhhh I c wut OP did there. Funny guy this OP
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Old 03-07-2014, 06:29 PM   #16
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7/10 would bang
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Re: Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

this chick still playing poker?
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Old 05-16-2017, 05:51 AM   #18
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No, but she's still goes deep
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Old 05-16-2017, 07:10 AM   #19
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"Loser" is my nickname!
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:48 AM   #20
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I would let her do anything to me
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Old 05-18-2017, 10:32 PM   #21
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I'm sure a lot of guys would let her suck out on them any day.
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Old 05-21-2017, 07:55 PM   #22
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I bet she 3bets with a wide range IYKWIM.
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Old 05-22-2017, 03:28 PM   #23
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Re: Jamila Von Perger goes Deep in Barcelona

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Ah, just found out her boyfriend's name is Manig Loeser. I guess he's not a loser.

Why don't these eastern euro chicks ever smile? It's cause they can't afford braces?
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Old 05-23-2017, 12:03 PM   #24
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Ah, just found out her boyfriend's name is Manig Loeser. I guess he's not a loser.

What is that piece of aids hanging from his left ear?

edit: never mind it's the background
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