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Old 04-23-2017, 09:16 PM   #1
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ITT the revenge

The game is 1/2 unlimited beatings Texas Hold Thems.

SB: $360
Hero: $580
Button: $400

Preflop: Hero is middle position with A8
Hero raises to 12, Button calls, SB raises to 62, BB folds, Hero calls, Button calls

Flop: (188) A 7 5 (3 players)

SB bets 50, Hero raises to 150, Button folds, SB calls

Turn: (488) 9 (2 players)

SB checks, Hero bets 148, SB calls

River: (784) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)


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Beat: Dad folded set of sevens preflop (transient beat)
Variance: Got berated by other player for calling preflop vs super-aggro-asian man

This was after a night of being beaten up and forced into folds by said super-aggro. He deflated like a balloon after calling the turn and hearing "straight."
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:05 AM   #2
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Re: ITT the revenge

You really need to bet that river.
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:13 AM   #3
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Re: ITT the revenge

The secret behind who has been making all these terrible threads under gimmicks is revealed
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Old 04-24-2017, 09:01 AM   #4
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Re: ITT the revenge

IT IS I!

Briro2017, MTT_9797, Singasong6969, Mercury, highstakekid, Draugsvoll, goat lover, seyroku, Turtol, Nevercalling!

Colin_Piddle, you discovered my true identities!
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Old 04-24-2017, 12:30 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2017, 02:15 PM   #6
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Old 04-26-2017, 04:27 PM   #7
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MORPHISMUS YOU MEMED MY TRUE IDEN-TITTIES
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Old 04-27-2017, 05:57 PM   #8
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I kidnapped my neighbors puppy and am holding it in a box without feeding it. Only if this thread is closed will I release it.
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Old 04-28-2017, 08:58 AM   #9
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The game is 1/2 unlimited abductions puppy hold thems.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:00 AM   #10
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What did that fish have?
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:24 AM   #11
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A8 obviously

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 04-28-2017 at 10:24 AM. Reason: srsly though he mucked without showing
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:26 AM   #12
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https://www.yourspca.org/how-long-ca...e-without-food
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Old 04-28-2017, 11:27 AM   #13
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I kidnapped my neighbors puppy and am holding it in a box without feeding it. Only if this thread is closed will I release it.
See below

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The game is 1/2 unlimited abductions puppy hold thems.
See above

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Stop exciting me.
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:14 PM   #14
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A8 obviously

Beat me to the joke
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Old 05-02-2017, 04:46 PM   #15
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Re: ITT the revenge

Berating woman without a clue says he had Acey-Facey

I told her I was Briro2017 and that it didn't matter.
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Old 05-05-2017, 03:06 PM   #16
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I knew it.
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Old 05-05-2017, 03:10 PM   #17
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Puppy stopped making noise.
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Old 05-05-2017, 05:17 PM   #18
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I wasted lots of dough"!
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Old 05-12-2017, 10:39 AM   #19
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Puppy stopped making noise.
Tasted pretty good though
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