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Perhaps the best of the thead of the month Part 1 (99% lady edition)
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part 2 (99% lady edition)
03-31-2017
, 05:31 AM
99% lady edition part 3
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It's Saturday, that means I'm falling for the same damn tournament on Ignition again.
Ooooh, $5.50 buyin with $4000 guaranteed and 20 minute blinds...snap reg forgetting I've done this before a half dozen times.
But if I ship it, I could win $800 on a $5.50 investment!
Then 4 hours later hits, every time, and it's still an hour left until the bubble is going to burst, for $9.02
If I run +20% roi and play an average of 4 hours before getting knocked out, that's $.0.275/hour. Let's say I'm a good tagfish and with 20 minute blinds I can run at +40% roi. Now I'm at 55 cents per hour. I have to stop falling for this.
Ooooh, $5.50 buyin with $4000 guaranteed and 20 minute blinds...snap reg forgetting I've done this before a half dozen times.
But if I ship it, I could win $800 on a $5.50 investment!
Then 4 hours later hits, every time, and it's still an hour left until the bubble is going to burst, for $9.02
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If I run +20% roi and play an average of 4 hours before getting knocked out, that's $.0.275/hour. Let's say I'm a good tagfish and with 20 minute blinds I can run at +40% roi. Now I'm at 55 cents per hour. I have to stop falling for this.
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Can someone try to post in this thread? I tried it twice, but it seems like both of my posts got deleted.
03-31-2017
, 05:38 AM
The 99% Lady Scandal (99% lady edition part 4)
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Lady or Lady-Boy? Part 1
So I have a buddy traveling in SE Asia at the moment and he's currently in Thailand. Like any red-blooded caucasian USA#1 male approaching his 40s he is on the prowl for that "Me Love You Long Time" on the tinder. Yesterday he tells me he has a match that he's really excited to meet up with and smash that night. He sends the first picture:
So far so good, but I'm suspicious of "the angles" so I ask him to send another couple of pictures:
I instantly see two red flags: 1. "Her" hand is as big as mine (or at least big enough to palm a basketball) 2. That massive hand is covering the crotch.
I express my concerns which fills my friend with a ton of doubt. Now he MUST know if she is 100% lady or if she is a lady-boy...
So I have a buddy traveling in SE Asia at the moment and he's currently in Thailand. Like any red-blooded caucasian USA#1 male approaching his 40s he is on the prowl for that "Me Love You Long Time" on the tinder. Yesterday he tells me he has a match that he's really excited to meet up with and smash that night. He sends the first picture:
Spoiler:
So far so good, but I'm suspicious of "the angles" so I ask him to send another couple of pictures:
Spoiler:
I instantly see two red flags: 1. "Her" hand is as big as mine (or at least big enough to palm a basketball) 2. That massive hand is covering the crotch.I express my concerns which fills my friend with a ton of doubt. Now he MUST know if she is 100% lady or if she is a lady-boy...
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Lady or Lady-Boy? Part 2
So my pal sends her a message to sort out the truth before they meet up so as to avoid a situation where a former Kickboxing champion with tits is in his condo and is pissed off. That leads to the following text interaction:
99%! 99%! That is code in Thailand for a Lady-boy. We are dying laughing over the response which lead to this run of memes between us:
My friends:
My memes:
So my pal sends her a message to sort out the truth before they meet up so as to avoid a situation where a former Kickboxing champion with tits is in his condo and is pissed off. That leads to the following text interaction:
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99%! 99%! That is code in Thailand for a Lady-boy. We are dying laughing over the response which lead to this run of memes between us:
My friends:
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My memes:
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Maybe she tried to say '9_9': http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=9_9.
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