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Old 03-01-2017, 05:25 PM   #51
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omfg what can you do?
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Old 03-01-2017, 05:53 PM   #52
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When tbh teaches you how to go skiing in taxis you might change your mind


But it didn't say NSFW.

IT HAS TO SAY NSFW.

Sounds like your weekend together was pretty sweet. Did you have to blow him for the ski lesson or is TBH35 just that generous of a guy?
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Old 03-01-2017, 05:56 PM   #53
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"Gotta lose that money" would be epic!

Worm enters the room and drops a fat stack of $100s on the table.

Mike: "But how much did you lose?"
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Old 03-01-2017, 05:58 PM   #54
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*** It's snowing! Thabighurt's skiing instruction thread (MARCH LC/NC) ***

Gramma tries to block the entrance to the Wynn poker room and prevent Worm from leaving, Worm throws his toothpick at a potted plant in frustration and points at Gramma in the face:

Worm: "You know what, why don't you eat a dick, Gramma!"

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Old 03-01-2017, 05:58 PM   #55
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I ASKED FIDDLES TO PUT NSFW IN THE TITLE, NATE, I'M SORRY LDO

and that's the other kind of skiing...
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Old 03-01-2017, 06:00 PM   #56
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Worm enters the room and drops a fat stack of $100s on the table.

Mike: "But how much did you lose?"
Gold #1

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Gramma tries to block the entrance to the Wynn poker room and prevent Worm from leaving:

Worm: "You know what, why don't you eat a dick, Gramma!"
equally as good as Gold #1
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Old 03-01-2017, 06:03 PM   #57
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I ASKED FIDDLES TO PUT NSFW IN THE TITLE, NATE, I'M SORRY LDO

and that's the other kind of skiing...


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Old 03-01-2017, 06:03 PM   #58
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put NSFW in the title? Fiddles you're benevolent!
+1 +2 +3
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Old 03-01-2017, 06:33 PM   #59
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Don't you ****ing tell me what to do!
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Old 03-01-2017, 07:29 PM   #61
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Old 03-01-2017, 07:51 PM   #62
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Tha big hurt
U sound like a drug addict and compulsive gambler.
I think you need help.
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Old 03-01-2017, 08:11 PM   #63
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BigSlick777,

Eat precisely 777 dicks
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Old 03-01-2017, 08:46 PM   #64
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Re: *** It's snowing! Thabighurt's skiing instruction thead March LC/NC NSFW ***

Thursday is the biggest nothing day of the week. The only good part is a lot of social events are on a thursday night. That has no correlation with the working hours of Thursday

Colin is in a bad mood (Third person reference)

Also BigSlick for the cull, and MTT
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:00 PM   #65
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OMG is the cull on!? I can be persuaded to have a title change if there's gonna be a cull!

And wtf BigBummer666 thats no okay in bbv
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Children in this thread.
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Old 03-01-2017, 10:44 PM   #67
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Children in this thread.


My children on your cheeks/lips/chin
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My children on your cheeks/lips/chin
When do you turn 12?
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When do you turn 12?
Is that the age of the man/boy's sperm you want on your face?
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Old 03-01-2017, 11:28 PM   #71
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When do you turn 12?
And yet it always garners a response from you...
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Old 03-01-2017, 11:47 PM   #72
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Rounders reference

Worm rolls someone on a stake.

"Scumbaf

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And yet it always garners a response from you...
Lmfao men don't usually use the garners.
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Is that the age of the man/boy's sperm you want on your face?
Is that your age? I meaan seriously lol....don't grown men have something better to do than act like 10 year olds on the Internet? It's pathetic.
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Old 03-02-2017, 01:34 AM   #75
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Lmfao men don't usually use the garners.


Men with a lexicon larger than yours, do.
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