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03-11-2017 , 05:16 PM
Bored and playing pokarzzzzz.



    Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (70/140 blinds, 21 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37669400

    MP2: 7,548 (53.9 bb)
    MP3: 9,188 (65.6 bb)
    Hero (CO): 16,308 (116.5 bb)
    BTN: 20,508 (146.5 bb)
    SB: 2,315 (16.5 bb)
    BB: 18,765 (134 bb)
    UTG+1: 4,958 (35.4 bb)
    UTG+2: 22,299 (159.3 bb)
    MP1: 33,873 (242 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is CO with 5 7
    UTG+1 raises to 280, UTG+2 calls 280, 2 folds, MP3 calls 280, Hero raises to 1,400, BTN folds, SB calls 1,330, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to 4,937 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 3,537, SB calls 894 and is all-in

    Flop: (13,057) A 8 4 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
    Turn: (13,057) 2 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: (13,057) 6 (3 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: 13,057 pot
    Final Board: A 8 4 2 6
    Hero showed 5 7 and won 13,057 (8,099 net)
    SB showed T 8 and lost (-2,315 net)
    UTG+1 showed 9 9 and lost (-4,958 net)



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    lol
    03-11-2017 , 05:18 PM
    03-11-2017 , 05:22 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by HandsomeMan
    pussy
    tastes good.

    Not that you'd know.
    03-11-2017 , 05:24 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Majik1973
    Bored and playing pokarzzzzz.



      Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (70/140 blinds, 21 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37669400

      MP2: 7,548 (53.9 bb)
      MP3: 9,188 (65.6 bb)
      Hero (CO): 16,308 (116.5 bb)
      BTN: 20,508 (146.5 bb)
      SB: 2,315 (16.5 bb)
      BB: 18,765 (134 bb)
      UTG+1: 4,958 (35.4 bb)
      UTG+2: 22,299 (159.3 bb)
      MP1: 33,873 (242 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is CO with 5 7
      UTG+1 raises to 280, UTG+2 calls 280, 2 folds, MP3 calls 280, Hero raises to 1,400, BTN folds, SB calls 1,330, BB folds, UTG+1 raises to 4,937 and is all-in, 2 folds, Hero calls 3,537, SB calls 894 and is all-in

      Flop: (13,057) A 8 4 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
      Turn: (13,057) 2 (3 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: (13,057) 6 (3 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: 13,057 pot
      Final Board: A 8 4 2 6
      Hero showed 5 7 and won 13,057 (8,099 net)
      SB showed T 8 and lost (-2,315 net)
      UTG+1 showed 9 9 and lost (-4,958 net)



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      lol
      y u plax 4 saammyy süil maks. obama does not approve
      03-11-2017 , 05:26 PM

      gn
      03-11-2017 , 05:28 PM
      Another beauty.





        Poker Stars, $1 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37669401

        MP2: 24,017 (80.1 bb)
        MP3: 15,639 (52.1 bb)
        CO: 40,685 (135.6 bb)
        BTN: 13,518 (45.1 bb)
        SB: 5,177 (17.3 bb)
        Hero (BB): 19,126 (63.8 bb)
        UTG+1: 10,317 (34.4 bb)
        UTG+2: 1,212 (4 bb)
        MP1: 15,888 (53 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 K
        UTG+1 calls 300, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 300, MP2 folds, MP3 calls 300, CO calls 300, BTN calls 300, SB completes, Hero raises to 2,400, UTG+1 calls 2,100, 3 folds, BTN calls 2,100, SB folds

        Flop: (8,850) 4 T 8 (3 players)
        Hero bets 4,425, UTG+1 folds, BTN calls 4,425

        Turn: (17,700) 5 (2 players)
        Hero bets 8,850, BTN calls 6,643 and is all-in

        River: (30,986) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Spoiler:
        Results: 30,986 pot
        Final Board: 4 T 8 5 9
        BTN showed K J and lost (-13,518 net)
        Hero showed 6 K and won 30,986 (17,468 net)



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        weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
        03-11-2017 , 05:34 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
        tastes good.



        Not that you'd know.


        Sammy prefers the taste of sperm sauce
        03-11-2017 , 05:35 PM
        Imclise to vomiting anyway stops posting 1$ hands
        03-11-2017 , 05:43 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
        tastes good.

        Not that you'd know.
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Natamus
        Sammy prefers the taste of sperm sauce
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by FWWM
        Imclise to vomiting anyway stops posting 1$ hands
        this is how i know i am in the right place
        03-11-2017 , 05:47 PM
        I'm out!



        Don likes the thread title.



        It was a bounty tourney so I made enough for a cawfee.
        03-11-2017 , 05:48 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by FWWM
        Imclise to vomiting anyway stops posting 1$ hands
        Shut your whore mouth!
        03-11-2017 , 06:37 PM
        I love this thread today
        03-11-2017 , 06:56 PM
        Congrats, Morph and Fid, on hitting 1000 views on your Mod thread.
        03-11-2017 , 07:14 PM
        that thread has the groove
        03-11-2017 , 07:25 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by suitedjustice
        Congrats, Morph and Fid, on hitting 1000 views on your Mod thread.
        It's just Morph constantly updating the thread to listen to his weird music.
        03-11-2017 , 09:27 PM
        you say "weird music" I say "morph motivation"
        03-11-2017 , 09:54 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by FranFran
        cant wait sammies weddinf
        lol

        03-11-2017 , 10:03 PM
        The above meme was brought to you by cnn in a story about a company called Real Dolls. Google it. NSFW. The end is near.
        03-11-2017 , 10:39 PM
        Life is unfair all due to trumpland.


        03-12-2017 , 04:14 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by FWWM
        Sammy/close proximity bump. The last sentence in that article is disturbing. At least the pee isn't foreign.
        03-12-2017 , 06:26 AM
        all
        03-12-2017 , 07:55 AM
        03-12-2017 , 07:57 AM
        03-12-2017 , 08:01 AM
        03-12-2017 , 09:11 AM
        im so happy

              
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