Who you gonna cull?

cull me *****

I like the idea. Begin meow.

Peter Pwn ldo

he' got it coming

Can't we just cull Briro and move on?

.

/

!

I would need Waffle's seal of approval before doing a Cull

Is the Sammy a good reg? Need clarification.

Lady or Lady-Boy? Part 1

So I have a buddy traveling in SE Asia at the moment and he's currently in Thailand. Like any red-blooded caucasian USA#1 male approaching his 40s he is on the prowl for that "Me Love You Long Time" on the tinder. Yesterday he tells me he has a match that he's really excited to meet up with and smash that night. He sends the first picture:



So far so good, but I'm suspicious of "the angles" so I ask him to send another couple of pictures:



I instantly see two red flags: 1. "Her" hand is as big as mine (or at least big enough to palm a basketball) 2. That massive hand is covering the crotch.

I express my concerns which fills my friend with a ton of doubt. Now he MUST know if she is 100% lady or if she is a lady-boy...

He should def follow in the steps of USA#1's overlord and do a grab test.

Lady or Lady-Boy? Part 2

So my pal sends her a message to sort out the truth before they meet up so as to avoid a situation where a former Kickboxing champion with tits is in his condo and is pissed off. That leads to the following text interaction:



99%! 99%! That is code in Thailand for a Lady-boy. We are dying laughing over the response which lead to this run of memes between us:

My friends:



My memes:

Maybe she tried to say '9_9': http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=9_9.

Settle down ladies

9_9 at that excuse

^^^

I hate using spoilers on obvious jokes but oh wells.