Here was my Monday Night.

Arrived in Montreal at 7 pm. Got drunk drinking 4 locos. Then went to Alestorm concert. It's a metal pirate band. Very awesome. Drank more beers there. Pretty awesome show. Had fun time in the mosh pit. Even did some Crowd surfing.

Got back home. Decided to play some cards, No limit hold'em shorthanded obv. Was playing on some European weird site, the $ sign was actually a weird E sign.

Won about 1500$, mostly thanks to this hand that I played like a genius.

5-10$ Blinds. I have over 1000$, cover villain's 1000$. I have J8 on the button. Folded to me. I raise because it's soooooted. Make it 30$. SB raises to 100$. BB folds. I call because I have position and because I'm too drunk to fold suited connectors obv.

Flop 4 2 8

He bets 100$. I call because top pair obv.

Turn A

He bets 250$. I call because it's a great bluffing card I think, I don't know w-e.

River 7

He moves all in. I tank. Then I call because w-e. He had 6T

Played hand like a genius obv.

Brag : Got drunk at awesome Alestorm show. Had fun time. First time crowd surfing. Won 1500$ playing drunk.

Beat : Can't withdraw because european site obv wants ID proofs.

Variance : I think I caught herpes 6 months ago and I'm still pissed about it.

Oh don't worry about that, I think the E stands for an E-Xtra Money cash out bonus for all foreigners playing on untracked sites. The site has to pay you a dividend to respect your freedoms.

This is a fantastic write up

Thread saver was decent; would plunder her booty.

I would catch herpes from her as well.

I gave her herpes.

came for threadsavers. Fairly disappointed.

Hope your monday was truly great OP

cool avatar though

gold

Awesome.

The photo, I mean.