At least you're honest about what your hard pecked would be glad to sink the pink into

Kid loses to fedor holz who will be in the middle of a decade long ME winning streak

Their $550 sattys are not bad. I played 4 of them two years ago with no joy: punted 3 of them and came within 2 of the bubble on the 4th, but I wasn't particularly good two years ago and they seemed soft enough.

that's because i am an equal opportunity dick giver, just not to the gays

Woowww I didn't remember last nights Thead nonsense until I just went back and read it.

LOL at the point Dan gets called a soft bellied, no backbone, no self-confidence ultra-liberal. That was the freaking joke of the night. That and apparently I'm down to take Michelle to the Holiday Inn AND got into a back n forth with a dude who thinks comparing black women to Wookies isn't racist because he also said something not nice about a white woman.

LOL that's the kind of American that makes me shake my damn head at what so much of America is in the privacy of their homes and behind their keyboards/phone screens

Thanks Obama, you dick

I didn't really want to stay up that late yelling at the wall (what is basically all I accomplished) but when I start the ball rolling down that hill and alcohol is involved, well, you all saw the end result.

I mean like I said don't call a man who served our Nation in the Army, loves guns, booze, cigars and loose Women a soft ultra-lib. Your background is pretty open for anyone who pays half attention to the LC/NC Thead the last year+ so it was just a really sad last grasp to save face and log off with the last defensive insult to defend his absurdity

of all the flaws to attack some random person on the internet for, he picks self confidence and "backbone" on a forum built for and run by poker players, who tend not to lack in either category..

now, if you'll all excuse me, I'll just get back to arranging the floral designs for the 3 gay weddings I'll be working this weekend, but only after I make sure every fetus within 15 miles of me is aborted while burning the American flag and reciting the Qur'an from memory and taking 98% of everyone's income to give to illegal immigrants.

(what I picture him picturing me doing)

lol

And now for something completely different

This weekend looks promising, The Ft. Lauderdale Strikers play long time rivals the New York Cosmos on Saturday, the Strikers recently picked up a forward that is an excellent goal scorer. In his second game with the team he pulled off a ridiculous bicycle kick that made the ESPN top 10 (the 2nd tier of American soccer barely gets any coverage when things like this happen so this was a HUGE deal for us). Tailgate starts at 4, gonna be there at 4, all the beers will be drank, all the cigars will be smoked, all the soccer will be watched and all your base are belong to us.

Sunday will be recovery day from a full week of excessive drinking and ~3hrs sleep/night. Pretty sure I will just turn the phone off completely and not leave the house.

Monday, finally take a crack at the latest DLC for Fallout 4 and disconnect completely from the human race, start cycle of excessive aaaAaAAAaaA all over again.

only if they up the entry fee for the ME to at least 25k...

**** that guy dan

TBH should be given the UT **** everything
I also like the above emntioned "**** off every day"

Chill Muricans and let's celebrate what's left of our labor rights. Oh maybe that's ultra liberal too. As an alien I can only say I'd be honored if anyone compared me to chewbacca

We only have Labor Day now so we don't march with the commies on May 1.

I plan on celebrating my labor rights by not working this weekend. Or am I doing wrong?

As the senior commandante I'll allow meming but no other work

Understood Comrade.

hi ****ers, tomorrow is a start of drinking marathon, sammy is too weak for something like that

Fran is talking crazy again

Relax FrannyBoy you're on that FireWater again

Damn near 7pm here and still in office, brain is in low power mode, all non-essential processes have been paused. Damn end-of-month billing.

Addendum to above post, I'm on salary at my day job so there is zero actual benefit for me to still be here

Dan is being time raped and he can't do anything thing about it but fill out paperwork