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07-01-2017 , 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2pairsof2s
I drifted through Cardplayer news today and noticed two consecutive headlines:
  • Here's All You Need To Know About Blackjack
  • Nevada Casinos Win Nearly $1 Billion in May
I thought the idea for an online magazine is to get people to click on the articles, and not just cut to the chase. But what do I know.


Would you prefer:

What you don't know about Nevada's Casino monthly profits will SHOCK YOU

And

10 things every aspiring Blackjack professional MUST know, number 5 should be ILLEGAL

???
07-01-2017 , 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
I decided to use my 3,000th post to get something off my chest. I've been dealing with these emotions for a while now and the above posts only make them stronger. Sammy, if you read this - forgive me for writing in the first person.

Let me start from the beginning. Some time ago it became cool to have an avatar with a colorful, psychedelic animated background. I think most, if not all of them were made by Morph. At some point a BBV reg (FWWM maybe? I don't recall) had the Patrick avatar. He then changed it, and shortly after Whiskeyneat adopted this avatar. He called it, very adequately, a "sloppy second".

I had already noticed Whiskey's funny username before. However, when this was accompanied by the psychedelic Patrick avatar I first started to develop feelings for Whiskey. Of course I also looked at other avatars, in particular the ones with asses from Thabighurt and Majik, but I could not deny that I was falling in love with Whiskeyneat. Posts like this also contributed to my feelings.

But then Whiskey all but disappeared from BBV and in the meantime a new poster had joined our wonderful subforum. He also adopted a psychedelic avatar, one with two moving slowpokes. Of course I am talking about AlwaysFolding. This user started saying such sweet things to and about me that I was able to set aside my feelings for Whiskey. Again, I was falling for a fellow BBV regular.

Initially Folding had a girlfriend. I had a hard time accepting that, so when they broke up I truly felt sorry for Folding, but secretly a part of me was glad because this opened up an opportunity for me. Folding was finally available.

As you might expect, reading about Folding's adventures with the single mom and Cookie were not easy for me. I was jealous of them and was (and still am) convinced that I could make Folding happier than those girls ever could.

The return of Whiskey somewhat rekindled my feelings for him. However, I am happy for him that he got engaged and I do not want to try to come between him and his fiancé. As for Folding, I hope that he will realize someday that I will love him no matter what and that he and only he is capable of making me get over Whiskey. But I know that such feelings have to be mutual. If Folding chooses to be with a female human or slowpoke instead, then I will completely understand. I love him dearly and only wish him happiness.

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07-01-2017 , 11:08 PM
I've pretty much sucked it up today so far. Got coolered in back to back hands for bout $200 on cash tables last night too.

Reg'd the 1030 cst tournament and will probably play 11,12 o'clock ones too
07-02-2017 , 06:03 AM
Damn it, this PowerUp stuff on Stars is fun. Don't know if it would be a good idea to play it for money though.
07-02-2017 , 06:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Would you prefer:

What you don't know about Nevada's Casino monthly profits will SHOCK YOU

And

10 things every aspiring Blackjack professional MUST know, number 5 should be ILLEGAL

???
Man why can't I click on the links!

Why!!@#!@#!!!!

I MUST click on the links!
07-02-2017 , 07:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Damn it, this PowerUp stuff on Stars is fun. Don't know if it would be a good idea to play it for money though.
I glanced at the rules. It does look like a lot of fun.



Someone on this site is probably already working out a gto way to play it, if they haven't already.
07-02-2017 , 07:22 AM
07-02-2017 , 07:45 AM
Under the advice of a business partner I highly respect who is very successful in China im starting to learn Mandarin. Started with my first two lessons this morning. I can now tell you that I am a man: wo shi nan ren.

And that Mr.Mmmmkay is a woman: Ta shi nu ren.

And Sammy is a little girl: ta shi nu hai
07-02-2017 , 07:49 AM
It's only a matter of time before everyone is.
07-02-2017 , 07:52 AM
Ya Fiddy as he put it: there are 1.5 billion people in China, to not learn the language is to throw away business opportunities with a top 3 world economy and 20-25% of the worlds population. And oh btw they are building from the ground up and rapidly grown in all the media I work in
07-02-2017 , 10:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I glanced at the rules. It does look like a lot of fun.



Someone on this site is probably already working out a gto way to play it, if they haven't already.
It's fun that you can literally nuke the river.
07-02-2017 , 10:17 AM
Anyone care to join? Murricans can play, too.

Are there any NVG threads yet where they condemn this as the end of Poker?
07-02-2017 , 10:51 AM
I'll check it out later. Stuck with some work here. Thanks Donald
07-02-2017 , 10:55 AM
I don't see it in the playmanies section. WTH is Courchevel?

Edit. I'm on their Full Tilt skin, but they nuked/merged Tilt a while back so I have my Stars sn and not my Tilt sn from pre bf
07-02-2017 , 11:20 AM
Happy Sheepday, BBV!

07-02-2017 , 11:29 AM
Courchevel is Sammys BF. Also known as 5 card Omaha
07-02-2017 , 01:31 PM
guys, i won the money this week, now i will sunday online grind
07-02-2017 , 01:33 PM
I've lost a bunch the past few days. So instead, I'm going to the baseball game to aaaa
07-02-2017 , 01:44 PM
I broke even on my gambling this week.

$0 profit.
07-02-2017 , 02:24 PM
No poker for me today. Hang over is quickly on the wane. YAY
07-02-2017 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I don't see it in the playmanies section. WTH is Courchevel?

Edit. I'm on their Full Tilt skin, but they nuked/merged Tilt a while back so I have my Stars sn and not my Tilt sn from pre bf
Yeah they did that. In the Stars Lobby Power Up has its own Tab besides tourney, sng etc. They got only 1k spilmaks 3-was sng though.

This game is really fun. I own them so hard. The best is when they misuse their powers. Last game OTF I peeked turn & river and saw that the river would give me two pair, so I called the guys bet. The turn was inconsequential to me, but villain thought it helped me so he nuked it and shoved, which I, of course, called and won.
07-02-2017 , 03:23 PM
IT IS SHEEPDAY, the BEST DAY OF THE WEEK
07-02-2017 , 03:24 PM
Happy Sheepday to all of my BBV friends, and especially the namesake, Mr. Sheep
07-02-2017 , 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Yeah they did that. In the Stars Lobby Power Up has its own Tab besides tourney, sng etc. They got only 1k spilmaks 3-was sng though.

This game is really fun. I own them so hard. The best is when they misuse their powers. Last game OTF I peeked turn & river and saw that the river would give me two pair, so I called the guys bet. The turn was inconsequential to me, but villain thought it helped me so he nuked it and shoved, which I, of course, called and won.
It's not on my main tab either

I'll just have to stick to real money unlimited hold them. Probably for the best in the long run.
07-02-2017 , 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Under the advice of a business partner I highly respect who is very successful in China im starting to learn Mandarin. Started with my first two lessons this morning. I can now tell you that I am a man: wo shi nan ren.

And that Mr.Mmmmkay is a woman: Ta shi nu ren.

And Sammy is a little girl: ta shi nu hai
only 99% though

      
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