200 deposit, run it to 900, lost in twelve hands of 1/2 hu
200 deposit, run it to 450, lost 8 consecutive PLO50 BI to monkey shipping every hand
200 deposit, run it to 750, want to kill self when 2/4 shot goes south shoving 100bb with nfd big wrap vs naked KKxx, lose
Deposit 200, dust it off in blind rage
Deposit 200, run it to 550, lose a bunch of 60/40s at PLO50, go to bj and lose 9 straight hands at 25/unit, then bet $3 and lose that one too FFFSSSSSSS

Deposit 1000. 500/hand BJ. Let's get even or die trying.

First hand dealt 17 against dealer K. Offered insurance. BITEMELETSDOTHIS. Lost obv to dealer 20

Next hand 500 with 500.13 in account. Going to throw a time and three pennies in the garbage disposal if I lose this hand. Pull 16 against dealer 6. Stand. Dealer bust.

Playing with house money now

Next hand 17 against dealer 3 beautiful. Goes QQ and we're at 1500. Should press, but dont. Obv next hand is 20 vs dealer 4.

Dealer pulls 7 to make me puke all over phone b/c obv I'm degening over mobile.

Pulls 3. Pulls GLORIOUS K.

Snap disconnect and fistbump my dog who is looking at me like wtf I don't have fists.

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What next bbv?

tech illiterate image

Edit FFFFFFFSSSSS that didn't wirk either HERE

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Edit ok

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Is this a beat or is this a brag?

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Remains to be seen.

BRAG currently have money
BEAT cant post img
VARIAMCE 500/hand continues?

Work on your image-posting skills and stop fisting your dog, ffs

Solid advice itt

looks like 1/2 hu is your best game . i'd play that.

when you make up a story try to make up a story where you get your facts straight. you are not offered insurance on a ten value card, only an ace.

nice try tho. go back into the story time lab and work on your skills.

waiting for picture before commenting

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Lol was thinking the same thing.

you need to host your pic on a site that is supported here.

This might be a good op, but I'll have to see an image before making a judgement.

Tinypic or photobucket, both are annoying in their own special way.

I understand so much better why I'm making so much money on Ignition MTTs.

But how much did you lose?