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Old 05-31-2012, 07:04 PM   #106
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Re: I would pound the sterling out of that brunette tbh (NSFW NC/LC chat)

fat > really skinny imo

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Old 05-31-2012, 07:06 PM   #107
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Not even drinking yet bro, still making myself some food to start off with.
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:11 PM   #108
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:13 PM   #109
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I have once tried to crack someone elses aces if that helps.
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:15 PM   #110
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Dahmer killed guys.
how do you know he didnt kill girls? You his sidekick or something? Cops have been informed
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[x] Beer

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[x] Red wine















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Old 05-31-2012, 07:16 PM   #112
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Drugs are bad mmmkay
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:23 PM   #113
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Where is the "*** ***" in the title? This title is not complete without the "*"
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:00 PM   #114
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how do you know he didnt kill girls? You his sidekick or something? Cops have been informed
I read all da serial killer books. It's kind of a hobby.

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Old 05-31-2012, 08:06 PM   #115
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You look good girl. **** the haters. The fact you play poker just makes me wanna rip those knickers off even more.
Go ahead rip em off then... don't even wanna know why you put them on in the first place.

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I still have a decent amount of weight to lose, but I'm happy with my progress. I mean, I was a fat poker playing slob just like most of you ****ers.
The flab on 1) is a turn off, nothing that a great smile can't avert but nonetheless not flattering,(4/10) 2) eh you're pretty but that top doesn't do much for me,(6/10) 3) my god are you hot here, it's amazing how much of a difference clothes can make but seriously top stuff, I guess I'm a sucker for those feminine type dresses but, seriously is great on your body as your breasts hold up the dress and cover up your flab,(9/10) 4) quite attractive here too(7/10)

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AUTISM

She's not here and we don't care. Take it to bbv4l and close the door on your way out
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:20 PM   #118
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I wish she was here!! Beata forgiveee meeee!


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Old 05-31-2012, 08:25 PM   #119
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The more I drink the more I think she's alright.

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Maybe if you get totally drunk you would start to like Taylor's music.
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