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Old 06-09-2012, 06:55 PM   #496
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Old 06-09-2012, 07:12 PM   #497
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But im just gonna post this to close your stinky mouth:

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dude are u stupid? i was obviously kidding,watch the link. u got owned man
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First again?

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dude are u stupid? i was obviously kidding,watch the link. u got owned man
Wow you really owned me.
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Old 06-09-2012, 08:31 PM   #502
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Re: I would pound the sterling out of that brunette tbh (NSFW NC/LC chat)
Last 3 hands in a small stakes donkament, I tried to bink one like Abe did
Running good or what?

    Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13168631

    BB: 17,980 (45 bb)
    UTG+1: 7,364 (18.4 bb)
    UTG+2: 9,776 (24.4 bb)
    MP1: 19,586 (49 bb)
    Hero (MP2): 11,535 (28.8 bb)
    MP3: 16,546 (41.4 bb)
    CO: 12,980 (32.5 bb)
    BTN: 12,575 (31.4 bb)
    SB: 8,795 (22 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A K
    UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 400, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, MP3 calls 1,000, CO folds, BTN calls 1,000, SB calls 800, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 600

    Flop: (5,850) T J 2 (5 players)
    SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, BTN checks

    Turn: (5,850) 3 (5 players)
    SB checks, UTG+2 bets 400, Hero calls 400, MP3 calls 400, BTN calls 400, SB calls 400

    River: (7,850) 6 (5 players)
    SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, BTN bets 11,125 and is all-in, SB folds, UTG+2 calls 8,326 and is all-in, 2 folds

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      Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13168621

      SB: 17,530 (35.1 bb)
      BB: 7,314 (14.6 bb)
      UTG+1: 24,502 (49 bb)
      UTG+2: 19,536 (39.1 bb)
      Hero (MP1): 10,085 (20.2 bb)
      MP2: 15,096 (30.2 bb)
      MP3: 12,930 (25.9 bb)
      CO: 2,799 (5.6 bb)
      BTN: 7,345 (14.7 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q A
      2 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, 2 folds, CO raises to 2,739 and is all-in, BTN raises to 7,285 and is all-in, 3 folds

      Flop: (7,768) 2 9 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      Turn: (7,768) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: (7,768) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)

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        Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13168611

        BTN: 17,220 (34.4 bb)
        SB: 6,754 (13.5 bb)
        BB: 24,442 (48.9 bb)
        UTG+2: 19,476 (39 bb)
        Hero (MP1): 9,025 (18.1 bb)
        MP2: 15,036 (30.1 bb)
        MP3: 12,870 (25.7 bb)
        CO: 12,314 (24.6 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K K
        UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, MP2 raises to 14,976 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero calls 7,465 and is all-in

        Flop: (19,160) A 8 J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
        Turn: (19,160) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)
        River: (19,160) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

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        And Nina obv

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        Old 06-09-2012, 08:50 PM   #503
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        Last 3 hands in a small stakes donkament, I tried to bink one like Abe did
        Running good or what?

          Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (200/400 blinds, 50 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13168631

          BB: 17,980 (45 bb)
          UTG+1: 7,364 (18.4 bb)
          UTG+2: 9,776 (24.4 bb)
          MP1: 19,586 (49 bb)
          Hero (MP2): 11,535 (28.8 bb)
          MP3: 16,546 (41.4 bb)
          CO: 12,980 (32.5 bb)
          BTN: 12,575 (31.4 bb)
          SB: 8,795 (22 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A K
          UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls 400, MP1 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, MP3 calls 1,000, CO folds, BTN calls 1,000, SB calls 800, BB folds, UTG+2 calls 600

          Flop: (5,850) T J 2 (5 players)
          SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, BTN checks

          Turn: (5,850) 3 (5 players)
          SB checks, UTG+2 bets 400, Hero calls 400, MP3 calls 400, BTN calls 400, SB calls 400

          River: (7,850) 6 (5 players)
          SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero checks, MP3 checks, BTN bets 11,125 and is all-in, SB folds, UTG+2 calls 8,326 and is all-in, 2 folds

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            Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13168621

            SB: 17,530 (35.1 bb)
            BB: 7,314 (14.6 bb)
            UTG+1: 24,502 (49 bb)
            UTG+2: 19,536 (39.1 bb)
            Hero (MP1): 10,085 (20.2 bb)
            MP2: 15,096 (30.2 bb)
            MP3: 12,930 (25.9 bb)
            CO: 2,799 (5.6 bb)
            BTN: 7,345 (14.7 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q A
            2 folds, Hero raises to 1,000, 2 folds, CO raises to 2,739 and is all-in, BTN raises to 7,285 and is all-in, 3 folds

            Flop: (7,768) 2 9 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
            Turn: (7,768) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
            River: (7,768) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)

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              Poker Stars, $4 Buy-in (250/500 blinds, 60 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13168611

              BTN: 17,220 (34.4 bb)
              SB: 6,754 (13.5 bb)
              BB: 24,442 (48.9 bb)
              UTG+2: 19,476 (39 bb)
              Hero (MP1): 9,025 (18.1 bb)
              MP2: 15,036 (30.1 bb)
              MP3: 12,870 (25.7 bb)
              CO: 12,314 (24.6 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K K
              UTG+2 folds, Hero raises to 1,500, MP2 raises to 14,976 and is all-in, 5 folds, Hero calls 7,465 and is all-in

              Flop: (19,160) A 8 J (2 players, 2 are all-in)
              Turn: (19,160) Q (2 players, 2 are all-in)
              River: (19,160) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

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              And Nina obv

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              Old 06-09-2012, 09:06 PM   #504
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              Don't need to read, just look at Nina, u r missing the point.
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              Old 06-09-2012, 09:09 PM   #505
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              I saw her in RL few days ago , pics don't do her justice
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              Old 06-11-2012, 05:45 AM   #506
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              Re: I would pound the sterling out of that brunette tbh (NSFW NC/LC chat)
              Not sure if sick soul read by MTT genius or just retarded call.

                Poker Stars, $150 Buy-in (1,000/2,000 blinds, 250 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 8 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #13175701

                MP3: 24,761 (12.4 bb)
                CO: 34,967 (17.5 bb)
                BTN: 90,300 (45.2 bb)
                Hero (SB): 36,408 (18.2 bb)
                BB: 60,211 (30.1 bb)
                UTG+2: 68,939 (34.5 bb)
                MP1: 84,038 (42 bb)
                MP2: 48,648 (24.3 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is SB with J 8
                5 folds, BTN raises to 5,000, Hero raises to 36,158 and is all-in, BB folds, BTN calls 31,158

                Flop: (76,316) Q 3 T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                Turn: (76,316) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)
                River: (76,316) 6 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

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                Old 06-11-2012, 05:59 AM   #507
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                mtt are so dumb lol_18bb

                its probably slightly ev- but nothing that retarded
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                Old 06-11-2012, 07:48 AM   #508
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                #TeamHellmuth!!!
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                http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16245551

                eagerly awaiting kevmode filing 30 lawsuits per week
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                eagerly awaiting kevmode filing 30 lawsuits per week
                I read something in FHM the other day about guys who "troll" RIP tribute pages of little kids on Facebook. One of them was a 14 year old girl who killed herself and these guys were posting **** like "She wasn't bullied, she was a wh**e" on the tribute wall (this was by people who had never met her, one was 23, and were just doing for a "laugh"). Obviously the parents and other family members could see it. Imo that's pretty messed up and shouldn't be allowed.
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