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01-19-2012 , 06:16 PM
WOW!

So Im in the casino playing omaha and I had the nuts and this guy I was in the pot with says to me "listen if I move all in can I ask you one question and if it's reasonable, will you do it?" So Im thinking is this guy serious so I chuckle and say "absolutely".

He shoves all in and I win the pot. At first he doesnt show his cards and is just about to muck them when a few people say "dude what did you have that was $1000 pot". He flips over complete garbage 2233 double suited and the board read 889105 with a flush out there. I flipped over 88910 for quads. Im thinking wtf he must be hammered.

He says "well hunny I want to see your clitoris right here right now". Im a bit shocked and a couple of people start sayihng things like "dude are you ****ing ******ed get the **** out of here" etc etc. Dealer calls pit boss over and pit boss throws him out of the casino and told him he was life banned.

****in idiot

but if I was drunk enough I might have showed him my mufferoni. Hey ive slept with someone for less money!
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01-19-2012 , 06:19 PM
he didnt noticed you were a tranny ?

dude was hammered harcore
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01-19-2012 , 06:21 PM
Okey, thanks for telling.
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01-19-2012 , 06:21 PM
Pics of mufferoni.
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01-19-2012 , 06:21 PM
A deal is a deal OP
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01-19-2012 , 06:22 PM
lol that is sick
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01-19-2012 , 06:25 PM
Womens forum is that way ------------------------------>
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01-19-2012 , 06:25 PM
lmao wow is right
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01-19-2012 , 06:26 PM
hahaha
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01-19-2012 , 06:31 PM
At least you got some free money.

Never seen something like that happen at the table. wow
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01-19-2012 , 06:32 PM
Pics of clit ?
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01-19-2012 , 06:33 PM
Spoiler:
its time to sign off 2p2


Spoiler:
and go make me a sandwich
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01-19-2012 , 06:38 PM
i just ate bacon-dices out of the package with a spoon.
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01-19-2012 , 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LamboMurc12
Spoiler:
its time to sign off 2p2


Spoiler:
and go make me a sandwich
but have you earned your wings yet?
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01-19-2012 , 06:43 PM
Ban OP for not keeping his/ her side of the bargain.
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01-19-2012 , 06:49 PM
wat
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01-19-2012 , 06:51 PM
go back to kitchen
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01-19-2012 , 07:13 PM
pics or GTFO
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01-19-2012 , 08:06 PM
lol mufferoni
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01-19-2012 , 08:50 PM
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01-19-2012 , 09:35 PM
Worst attempt at a level I've ever come across.
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01-19-2012 , 09:53 PM
Pics of clitoros that you didnt show?
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01-19-2012 , 10:08 PM
Verbal declaration should stand. Pit boss needs to learn the rules.
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01-19-2012 , 10:19 PM
Whats this?

Spoiler:
smells like fish


Spoiler:
oh and Abe008 swallows
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