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Old 01-19-2012, 06:16 PM   #1
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I move all in "let me see your clitoris"

WOW!

So Im in the casino playing omaha and I had the nuts and this guy I was in the pot with says to me "listen if I move all in can I ask you one question and if it's reasonable, will you do it?" So Im thinking is this guy serious so I chuckle and say "absolutely".

He shoves all in and I win the pot. At first he doesnt show his cards and is just about to muck them when a few people say "dude what did you have that was $1000 pot". He flips over complete garbage 2233 double suited and the board read 889105 with a flush out there. I flipped over 88910 for quads. Im thinking wtf he must be hammered.

He says "well hunny I want to see your clitoris right here right now". Im a bit shocked and a couple of people start sayihng things like "dude are you ****ing retarded get the **** out of here" etc etc. Dealer calls pit boss over and pit boss throws him out of the casino and told him he was life banned.

****in idiot

but if I was drunk enough I might have showed him my mufferoni. Hey ive slept with someone for less money!
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:19 PM   #2
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he didnt noticed you were a tranny ?

dude was hammered harcore
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:21 PM   #3
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Re: I move all in "let me see your clitoris"

Okey, thanks for telling.
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:21 PM   #4
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Re: I move all in "let me see your clitoris"

Pics of mufferoni.
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:21 PM   #5
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A deal is a deal OP
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:22 PM   #6
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lol that is sick
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:25 PM   #7
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Womens forum is that way ------------------------------>
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:25 PM   #8
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lmao wow is right
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:26 PM   #9
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:31 PM   #10
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Re: I move all in "let me see your clitoris"

At least you got some free money.

Never seen something like that happen at the table. wow
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:32 PM   #11
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Pics of clit ?
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:33 PM   #12
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:38 PM   #13
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i just ate bacon-dices out of the package with a spoon.
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:39 PM   #14
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:43 PM   #15
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Ban OP for not keeping his/ her side of the bargain.
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:49 PM   #16
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:51 PM   #17
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go back to kitchen
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Old 01-19-2012, 06:57 PM   #18
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Old 01-19-2012, 07:13 PM   #19
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pics or GTFO
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:06 PM   #20
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lol mufferoni
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:50 PM   #21
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:35 PM   #22
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Worst attempt at a level I've ever come across.
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Old 01-19-2012, 09:53 PM   #23
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Pics of clitoros that you didnt show?
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:08 PM   #24
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Verbal declaration should stand. Pit boss needs to learn the rules.
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:19 PM   #25
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