So Im in the casino playing omaha and I had the nuts and this guy I was in the pot with says to me "listen if I move all in can I ask you one question and if it's reasonable, will you do it?" So Im thinking is this guy serious so I chuckle and say "absolutely".
He shoves all in and I win the pot. At first he doesnt show his cards and is just about to muck them when a few people say "dude what did you have that was $1000 pot". He flips over complete garbage 2233 double suited and the board read 889105 with a flush out there. I flipped over 88910 for quads. Im thinking wtf he must be hammered.
He says "well hunny I want to see your clitoris right here right now". Im a bit shocked and a couple of people start sayihng things like "dude are you ****ing retarded get the **** out of here" etc etc. Dealer calls pit boss over and pit boss throws him out of the casino and told him he was life banned.
but if I was drunk enough I might have showed him my mufferoni. Hey ive slept with someone for less money!