This guy is chipleader and he is a nasty guy. I'm back and forth with him arguing all night and he's a jerk.

He's punishing me every hand and showing bluffs. Finally I've had enough and I pick up QQ on the button.

I raise and he calls from small blind.

Flop comes QQ5. I flopped quads.

He leads out and I call. Turn is Ace and he bets again. I call.

He checks the 9 river and I bet almost pot. He calls and I muck and say "you got it"

I know this dickhead will ask to see my cards because he did it to another player before. He shows AJ and dealer flips my hand up.


The look on his face he is astonished. I told him I knew what would happen because he is a jackass. They give me a penalty for taunting. I come back to table and needle him all night about that hand.

He starts playing weak and I own the table for rest of night. Some of the other players said it's most genius thing they've ever seen at a poker table.

You know your hand is dead once you muck your cards right?

[ ] this happened

Never happened. OP is a beta boy and was upset at another player at the table, imagined this happened, then went home and slept in his mom's basement.

Could be a true story, I mean this is Hellmuth's boy !!!!

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this is so weird. he mucks, dealer flips his hand up...
Love is in the air?

NVG mods made a genius quick banning. Too bad it wasn't an IP ban.

Who banned him? Why was he banned? Why didn't we ban him ourselves?

The world may never know.

OP doesn't know what "mucked" means. OP probably made this up. I think OP cries himself to sleep. I think OP sucks.

Sucks as in your DG avatar?