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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
I'm not an expert on Chinese, but imo this is 99% Mandarin Chinese thrown through a google.com translator...
well, i say 100% you are either leveling or talking out yer ass.
there is nothing in OP's structure or phrasing that would even hint any sort of chinese dialect (granny knows some chinese FWIW).
it could be martian or klingon translation, but it is NOT mandarin.