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10-30-2009, 05:39 AM
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enthusiast
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Jersey, BR too small for Shore tho
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I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
I don't have a hand converter, and I'm not a great story teller
First blood of tourney was like 3 people going all in with 2 side pots.
*** RIVER *** [9c Kd Qd 4s] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
loser - Shows [Ah Jc] (One pair, fours)
Victim - Shows [3s Ad] (One pair, fours)
side pots winner - Shows [7d 7c] (Two Pair, sevens and fours)
Me, main pot winner - Shows [Ac 9h] (Two Pair, nines and fours)
Q8o > T9s
Villain goes all in preflop,
*** RIVER *** [9s 4h Jd 10d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [9c 10c] (Two Pair, tens and nines)
Me - Shows [Qc 8s] (Straight, eight to queen)
K7o > T9s
I bet and villain raises all in on flop
*** RIVER *** [2s Kc 9h Qd] [3h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [9s 10s] (One pair, nines)
Me - Shows [Kd 7c] (One pair, kings)
The very next hand I eliminate someone with T9s against their A8 suited. I push them all in on the river, (I flopped a flush, they flopped 2 pair)
K5o > TT
Villain goes all in preflop
*** RIVER *** [Js Ks 4s 2s] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [10h 10c] (One pair, tens)
Me - Shows [5c Kh] (One pair, kings)
Now I'm in the money
Q4o > JJ
Villain goes all in on the flop
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3d Ad 7d] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Him - Shows [Jh Js] (Three of a kind, jacks)
Me - Shows [Qd 4h] (Flush, ace high)
I mean, this brag post isn't really epic at all. All I know is that on Absolute donking is profitable.
Last edited by inglourious; 10-30-2009 at 05:45 AM.
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10-30-2009, 05:49 AM
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adept
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
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Originally Posted by inglourious
I don't have a hand converter, and I'm not a great story teller
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This is a pretty awful start to a post.
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10-30-2009, 05:53 AM
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veteran
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: BandiChime's Pocket
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
Did you think this thread was good when you posted it?
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10-30-2009, 05:55 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Flophouses and Greyhound Buses
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
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10-30-2009, 05:56 AM
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banned
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Masturbating to pics of Vicky Coren
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok
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ROFL, thread saved.
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10-30-2009, 05:57 AM
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grinder
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
sweet, how many play chips did u win?
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10-30-2009, 05:58 AM
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banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: pot-commiiting for information
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
i don't really have anything to say but i want to get my postcount up so, err, nice? i guess thats kind kl if pretty ****ing incomprehensible
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10-30-2009, 06:05 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Flophouses and Greyhound Buses
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
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10-30-2009, 06:10 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Flophouses and Greyhound Buses
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
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10-30-2009, 06:13 AM
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adept
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
Hahaha omg, keep em coming Tapow Dayok!!
Thread went from 2/10 to 9/10!!!
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10-30-2009, 06:15 AM
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: game is not over you whores
Posts: 11,161
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
I knew sngs had got more competitive, but really, the donks are killing each other to win now?
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10-30-2009, 06:22 AM
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grinder
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 639
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
My eyes are bleeding profusely
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10-30-2009, 06:22 AM
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veteran
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 2,130
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
A+++
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10-30-2009, 06:24 AM
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centurion
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Guildford
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tapow Dayok
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One of the best i have seen my friend.
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10-30-2009, 06:29 AM
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grinder
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: On my way to become a Supernova
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Re: I killed 7 people in 9 person SNG
[X] OP aka Mr. Variance
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