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Old 01-12-2008, 02:52 PM   #1
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I just had a dream about poker

I was playing live poker at the casino. My first hand it gets raised and I fold, heads up to the flop. By the turn board reads Q982, and the two players are allin. The first player flips 10 J for nut straight. Second player says "I'm a favorite" and flips Q 9 and a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly spread across it. The river is another piece of bread, completing his draw to the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:54 PM   #2
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Pleaseeeee post more.
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:57 PM   #3
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funniest poker dream ive ever read about.. so awesome
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Old 01-12-2008, 02:57 PM   #4
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wow, just wow.

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Old 01-12-2008, 03:13 PM   #5
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

It was dissapointing at first, but then I lold.
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:18 PM   #6
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[x] rewarded for my time at the end

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[x] this pb&j is good
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:20 PM   #7
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live is rigged, imo.
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:22 PM   #8
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[x] thread delivers
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Old 01-12-2008, 03:50 PM   #9
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Re: I just had a dream about poker

[ ] Flopped a full loaf
[ ] Sourdough flush
[x] Complete PB&J sandwich
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Old 01-12-2008, 04:11 PM   #10
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cool story

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Old 01-12-2008, 04:16 PM   #11
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hahahaha
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Old 01-12-2008, 04:35 PM   #12
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i bet the first player didnt like seeing that piece of bread
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Old 01-12-2008, 05:04 PM   #13
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Standard.
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:27 PM   #14
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LOL
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:42 PM   #15
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wow i actually lol'd
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:44 PM   #16
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Well played, sir.
This should be published.
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:46 PM   #17
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You seem to be a solid BBV poster sir, please post more.
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:50 PM   #18
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nh and lol
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:20 PM   #19
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Its been awhile since BBV has made me laugh. Good job OP.
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:47 PM   #20
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The immortal (pea)nuts.

Edit: Zing!
WP OP.
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:50 PM   #21
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this is the funniest thing i have ever read
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:52 PM   #22
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mmmmmmmmmmm...backdoor sandwich draw...
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:53 PM   #23
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Would people please stop flooding BBV with their mind numbingly unimpressive bad beat stories. Seriously. No one cares.
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:53 PM   #24
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I like how you folded preflop and are just watching the hand even though its your dream.
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Old 01-12-2008, 07:57 PM   #25
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I like how you folded preflop and are just watching the hand even though its your dream.
Freudian analysis indicates a fear of (pot) commitment.


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