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Originally Posted by butteredmonkey
The right one
No wonder your sister is so fat - look at all that **** on her plate! Curly fries, coleslaw etc.
Also, she has horrendous tan lines. I bet they look terrible. Honestly, it would put me off.
Finally, she has that horrible thing at the top of the cleavage where it gets wider. I'm not a plastic surgeon but I think that's caused by too much silicone placing more downward pressure on the skin than it is ready to cope with. Either way, I'm staying well away.
Would hit mom tho. Minx.