This thread is killing my boner

Agree w/ all of this

Proverbs 13:11 my friend...

Thx, never played in that bitcoin system..

[] OP does not have a gambling problem
[] OP would be a winner if it were not for the run bad
[x] OP is headed to busto

I hear YAaArny is a bit of a fish, sit with him a ton for the next week

lots of numbers ITT.

Why not just post how much you lost? Serious! If I was making a thread like this my first line would be "I have deposited "X" amount over the last "Y" years and now have "Z" left in my account I was up "W" at my highest.

See if I post a question like "so you lost 50k at one point?" some poor git has to read through the wall of numbers to see if you actually did lose 50k.

Still trying to figure out why I only have 1900 in my account. Graph says I am up 2093 today... sent 50 away, that was it.... sent 450 to the account... i should have 2400 in my account... where did ~500 chips go? did certain handhistories not log b/c of disconnection?

Idk man, get help

"Don't brush your teeth inbetween losing sessions"

Never looked it up but if its your advice then I have a feeling this is a good guess

LOL

haha fml

i sense "tired of grind,roll on the table" is coming soon..

Get some ****ing help dude. By the sounds of it you have a life ruining gambling addiction. Withdraw your money, be thankful that you have a place to live (if you have one) get a ****ing job, and stop gambling in any sense of the word.

Or continue what you're doing and end up dead on the streets somewhere, up to you really

I still think cars were ugly and he needed to get rid of them...

just to for clarity OP: you lost $140,000 gambling, you lost 2 cars gambling, but you're different from the people at GA b/ you lose money to skilled players, rather than the house. is that about right?

i quit, this is ******ed. almost 100k below ev this year. yep i quit for good.

You serious? I am one of the most skilled players in the world, you moron. I beat the best for 150k last year in a span of 2 months. From $500 to 150k... in todays poker economy...

I guarantee i am one of the best in the world in overall heads up play... ALL GAMES besides 5 card omaha or super ******ed games like badugi and ****.

I probably played over 2-3 million hands in my life time.

Going to take a long break... gather up a good $10k and be back to destroy it. done with depositing $100-1000 and taking shots.

That's like saying to a cocaine addict I recommend quitting cocaine

OP everyone has downswings just keep on trucking

when you're a losing player, the variance is when you win.

Keep depositing OP, your luck is bound to change. Just get more volume in and the variance will smooth it self out. Best of luck!

I have no idea about your poker skill really except you practice terible brm, but the fact you were able to spin up from 500 to 150k in only 2mos is more indicative of you being very lucky + irresponsible than talented. You turned the 150k - zero in 8 months for the same reason you were able to win so much so quickly, you have a gambling problem + played way above your head.

You may be skilled at poker, you may not, I'm not sure, tho I would be surprised if you have a long-term edge at 2/4+ based on your posts. Either way, until you start practicing smart brm it's just going to be peaks and valleys, probably w/ the valleys dominating. I'm sorry to say that if you continue playing, I think the most likely scenario is you will just end up further along your downward spiral

This seems completely delusional + I would virtually guarantee it is not true. How much work do you do away from the tables? I doubt you do very much. Do you realize how smart the top players are and how insanely hard they study + practice? I mean do you really think you could come close to holding your own against people like Jungleman + Ike at hunl or any of the top 10/20+ plo guys on stars at huplo?

And if you've been playing poker so long + are "one of the most skilled players in the world," why are you broke?