Because my eyes would have gotten really big and I'd probably have laughed out loud at what I flopped here!
Any advice on how I could have extracted more value from the hand will also be appreciated. This was only about 10, 15 hands into the session and both villains were unknowns so, sadly, no stats or reads.
Cake - $0.20 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3
SB: $13.00
BB: $22.03
UTG: $10.88
UTG+1: $5.30
MP: $8.83
Hero (MP+1): $8.80
CO: $19.74
BTN: $17.57
SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.20
Pre Flop: ($0.30) Hero has T

J
UTG calls $0.20,
fold,
fold,
Hero raises to $0.80,
fold,
BTN calls $0.80,
fold,
fold, UTG calls $0.60
Flop: ($2.70, 3 players) Q

K

9
UTG checks,
Hero checks,
BTN bets $2.00,
fold,
Hero calls $2.00
Turn: ($6.70, 2 players) 5
Hero checks,
BTN checks
River: ($6.70, 2 players) 2
Hero bets $2.00,
BTN calls $2.00