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06-04-2008 , 12:40 PM
quite possibly the best BBV thread I've ever seen. the foresight to take screenshots? +1
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06-04-2008 , 12:47 PM
its pretty obvious you were card counting...online...with no way of seeing you
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06-04-2008 , 12:48 PM
The truly ridiculous part of this is that any casino with half a clue would do everything in their power to make a player betting big and doubling 12 against a 6 happy and want to stick around. Not UB... they lock up your win and make you never want to play again.

I can only imagine the uncontrollable laugher after hitting that 9!
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06-04-2008 , 12:49 PM
Everything about this thread is perfect: the near downfall, the recovery, the reckless ignoring of strategy passed down to you by wiser men, the rise to greatness and then the tragedy of having it snatched away. If Arthur Miller had written it it would be an enduring classic of our times.

Also, I love the doubling 12, Aces and splitting Kings. Awesome.
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06-04-2008 , 01:07 PM
Update: got an email overnight:
"Dear Mr. Schneller,

Thank you very much for contacting us.

Be kindly informed that we fully appreciate your business with Ultimate Bet and we are very glad to have you as a valued customer; therefore, we will do our best in order to satisfy and guarantee that you enjoy being with us.

Allow us to inform you that in order for us to identify what is happening, please provide us with any complete error messages you have received as well.

Please include a screen shot of the problem so we can better examine your case. To take a screen shot, press "PrtScr" (print screen) on your keyboard. This copies a picture of what you currently have on your screen. When you press the button watch your mouse cursor, if it blinks, then it worked correctly.

Go to "MS Paint", and paste the screen shot. To open "MS Paint", click on "Start", and then "Run". Type "mspaint" and click "Ok". You can also find MS Paint under Start>Programs>Accessories>Paint. Once you open MS Paint, select "Edit" in the top menu bar, and click on "Paste". You will see the screen shot you took appear in MS Paint. Save the image to your desktop in order to locate it easily, and then attach it to your next email.

We recognize that this may be a bit tedious; however, keep in mind that the more information we have, the more better assistance we can provide.

We will be waiting for your response; also, remember that we are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week; therefore, do not hesitate to contact us if you require further assistance or additional information, and we will be very glad to assist you."

THEY NEED ME TO SEND THEM A SCREEN SHOT OF THE PROBLEM SO THEY CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THUS RESOLVE IT. LOL!

also, fwiw: I'm not stressing. I'm sure this type of thing gets resolved eventually and it's just going to be a pain in the ass.
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06-04-2008 , 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by boohaa12
OP and friend woulda probably lost a bunch back. Stopping them from playing was massivly -EV on UBs part imo
nah, Emil was there enforcing a stop win to make sure I don't lose it all because he knows I used to have a problem with the blackjack
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06-04-2008 , 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd
So the strat chart was just for show, right?
we used it a fair amount, just every once, in a while you gotta go with your gut you know?
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06-04-2008 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by FoxwoodsFiend
we used it a fair amount, just every once, in a while you gotta go with your gut you know?
listen to your
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06-04-2008 , 01:15 PM
"laughing histerically at each other" - visions of grandeur, world domination, its like coke that pays YOU. Thanks for making us all feel like Tony Mont. for a while. UB wants to play rough?...............OK!
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06-04-2008 , 01:21 PM
at least you are to "be kindly informed" they strive to provide "more better assistance"


oooh, they card read good
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06-04-2008 , 01:22 PM
That's an amazing response. Their system has disabled your account and they want you to send a SS showing them what they should already know.
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06-04-2008 , 01:23 PM
Everything about this thread is amazing.
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06-04-2008 , 01:29 PM
Siiiiiiiiiick.
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06-04-2008 , 01:29 PM
I stopped payment on my cc, filthy rigged barstad sit imo
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06-04-2008 , 01:32 PM
A+ thread
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06-04-2008 , 01:34 PM
epic imo.

nh f-in nh.
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06-04-2008 , 01:40 PM
If I admit to having a man crush on FWF, does that mean im gay?
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06-04-2008 , 01:43 PM
lol having to mail a screenshot of the error... Nice run though, grats on that.
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06-04-2008 , 01:47 PM
Sue 'm!
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06-04-2008 , 01:53 PM
OMG they asked for a screenshot!

UB obv. has their **** together after the cheating scandal.
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06-04-2008 , 02:05 PM
god ultimatebet is so inept, they have done like everything wrong in this situation
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06-04-2008 , 02:09 PM
First, awesome story. Second, not a big deal this will definitely be taken care of fairly quickly. IME their phone support has been way better and can usually resolve it that same day.
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06-04-2008 , 02:16 PM
****ing UB scum, Honestly I have no idea why people would play on AB.UB anymore soo rigged
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06-04-2008 , 02:20 PM
lol @ more better
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06-04-2008 , 02:20 PM
thank god you got screenshots
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