Beat: HU vs drooler, lost my $100 bankroll ($100 table obv.)
He raised preflop every single hand including out of position.
Called 75% of my three bets with trash.
Only pot bet, regardless of board, his holdings, or position.
He is -$1132 in 2000 hands, -33/bb 100
We played 250 hands.
This guy was a corpse and I ran so cold it was insane. Only hitting any pair or a decent draw a couple of times. Twilight zone.

Brag: Not homeless again till the end of the month. Getting a third job today. This week I've begged for food at fast food joints and have scored two steak tacos and 1 piece of chicken.

Variance: Gonna see how long I can go without masturbating.

FAIIIIIIL, homeless shelters exist for a reason.

in b4 homeless

Ralphs, Vons, Target, and Taco Bell here I come!!! Let's get that late shift $$$.

rock bottom itt

beat: didn't need to know about your variance

Good call.

Last time round, 6 month period, I chose cruising the back streets near my job/sleeping in car, rather than driving hours per day to/from shelter and risking jail/car impoundaments/belongings confiscated.

I got a "restricted license" finally so shelters are fair game now I guess.

How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?

Genius.

Getting dressed to go out and apply now.

I'm 5 peanuts and 2 cups of water into my day. Finding some awesome links about food for broke people in LA.

http://www.lafoodbank.org/agencies_s...aily_meals.htm

eepers

Do you want some money OP?

lol.

Will work for $. If I get the job at Taco Bell (3rd job), I'm gonna b stoked to get free food. Gonna roll myself a fat burrito supreme and chef it up on the grill.

Brag: 10 hours in so far. Still haven't succumbed.

If I find a room to rent next month that is going to be so baller.