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02-19-2010 , 06:26 PM

#26

[AUS]Mike

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 39

100% busto irl and last 100 straight onto HU...

YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS!

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02-19-2010 , 06:49 PM

#27

2slick

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,592

so after a few hands, you were shortstacking.

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02-19-2010 , 07:49 PM

#28

gEM

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 83

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

Will work for $. If I get the job at Taco Bell (3rd job), I'm gonna b stoked to get free food. Gonna roll myself a fat burrito supreme and chef it up on the grill.

that has trans fat in it

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02-19-2010 , 08:02 PM

#29

airwave16

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,218

[ ] hundo is a roll

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02-19-2010 , 08:24 PM

#30

acctdonk

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 126

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Originally Posted by RelaxedPrecision

FYP lol.

University of Hawaii Class of 2008. Business Management. 3.5 GPA

Yet you need 3 jobs?

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02-19-2010 , 09:37 PM

#31

InFlamesWeTrust

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,479

I wouldn't want you managing my business if you don't even know how to manage your bankroll.

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02-19-2010 , 09:39 PM

#32

bones

Winner of 'The Toughest SNG of All Time'

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,389

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Originally Posted by acctdonk

Yet you need 3 jobs?

Maybe he's just Jamaican.

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02-19-2010 , 09:51 PM

#33

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

OP: post 2 biggest hands when this "drooler" beat you. my guess is you got it in bad in the end.

gl with finding housing tho.

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02-19-2010 , 09:56 PM

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DonkDonkDonkDonk

Goose

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 40,107

sooo... you're homeless and beg for food but still have a computer to play poker and post this topic?

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02-19-2010 , 11:17 PM

#35

litlebullet

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,479

hey op give us his sn so we can get you revenge

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02-20-2010 , 01:03 PM

#36

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

Talked to Luis, Taco Bell manager, & "Khaki", the Ralphs manager. Made a good impression, gonna follow up in a few days, to get the interview. Applying at more places 2day.

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02-20-2010 , 01:19 PM

#37

tcs

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,455

You did well to get this far OP

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02-20-2010 , 01:27 PM

#38

2+2=5

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,539

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HU, drooler lost his "roll"

FY Thread Title.

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02-20-2010 , 01:28 PM

#39

cds0699

LOSING

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9,018

There's no money HU, everyone's solid.

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02-20-2010 , 01:30 PM

#40

Thats What Happens

banned

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,457

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Originally Posted by Aksdal

dont go to taco bell in a suit expecting a job

facepalm.jpg

+1 you should totally go in a doo rag and an oversized white tee shirt

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02-20-2010 , 01:32 PM

#41

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Yet you need 3 jobs?

court/dmv/dui program costs = busto homeless or 3 job JAH-mai'can style

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I wouldn't want you managing my business if you don't even know how to manage your bankroll.

LOL @ u for hiring degen gamblers. Do they enclose a PT graph along with their resume?

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post his sn

pimp_named_ak bought it for $5

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OP: post 2 biggest hands when this "drooler" beat you. my guess is you got it in bad in the end. gl with finding housing tho.

You sir are correct. The last hand I got bad beat, straight vs full house. He was still funny terrible. Thanks brotha.

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sooo... you're homeless and beg for food but still have a computer to play poker and post this topic?

Should I sell my computer and stop lookin online 4 work? While I'm at it, maybe I should go down to the train station and give $20 blowjobs? I'll be in 3rd stall at the end.

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02-20-2010 , 02:22 PM

#42

PenaltyMan

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,201

Glad you have found work and aren't homeless this month man. I keep hoping the best for you. Keep in touch

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02-20-2010 , 02:27 PM

#43

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by PenaltyMan

Glad you have found work and aren't homeless this month man. I keep hoping the best for you. Keep in touch

THANKS BROTHER!!! GOD IS GOOD!!! I AM EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HE HAS IN STORE FOR US!

HOLD IT TOGETHER FOR A COUPLE MORE MONTHS & I'LL LIKELY HAVE THE COURT & DMV SITUATION RESOLVED AND CAN GO BACK TO A SEMI-NORMAL EXISTENCE.

GOD HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL IN STORE FOR YOU!

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02-20-2010 , 02:37 PM

#44

BdBeatStyles

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 143

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Originally Posted by airwave16

[ ] hundo is a roll

[ ] Villian was the drooler

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02-20-2010 , 02:41 PM

#45

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

Thanks again for the support guys. Gonna go for a walk with an old friend of mine. He has a life threatening medical condition is going to have major surgery in 1 month.

Not sure if I'm going to go back to being homeless next week or not.

DUI program payment: $150
Cell phone/gym/storage: $150
Car registration: $75
Food/other expenses: ?

$That's $375 + Food/other. $500 to my name. Not sure how I'll be renting a place for next month. Gonna give it some thought.

oh and by food I mean, peanuts & water. Day 4 of peanuts, water, and begging diet.

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02-20-2010 , 02:52 PM

#46

IveArrived

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 299

no money heads up, everyone's solid

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02-20-2010 , 03:51 PM

#47

ihufa

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,214

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

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02-20-2010 , 03:52 PM

#48

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

wow if all this is true, i rly hope u get ur **** together OP. oh and maybe play a little lower stakes next time u get ahold of some money. gl.

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02-20-2010 , 04:15 PM

#49

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by PenisXXL

im a looser on all sites but i live at home with parents so i cant ever go homeless

f u op

I'm around + $14,000 at poker. So in other words, I already f'd you.

Last edited by RelaxedPrecision; 02-20-2010 at 04:23 PM.

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02-20-2010 , 04:15 PM

#50

RelaxedPrecision

Jared Huggins

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,185

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Originally Posted by ihufa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

Calling the YMCA now. Great idea, thank you. I'm so glad I have this bag of peanuts & this big bottle of water.

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