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Old 02-19-2010, 03:35 PM   #1
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HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll" (the Jared Huggins story)

Beat: HU vs drooler, lost my $100 bankroll ($100 table obv.)
He raised preflop every single hand including out of position.
Called 75% of my three bets with trash.
Only pot bet, regardless of board, his holdings, or position.
He is -$1132 in 2000 hands, -33/bb 100
We played 250 hands.
This guy was a corpse and I ran so cold it was insane. Only hitting any pair or a decent draw a couple of times. Twilight zone.

Brag: Not homeless again till the end of the month. Getting a third job today. This week I've begged for food at fast food joints and have scored two steak tacos and 1 piece of chicken.

Variance: Gonna see how long I can go without masturbating.

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Old 02-19-2010, 03:37 PM   #2
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

FAIIIIIIL, homeless shelters exist for a reason.
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:37 PM   #3
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in b4 homeless
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:46 PM   #4
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

Ralphs, Vons, Target, and Taco Bell here I come!!! Let's get that late shift $$$.
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:47 PM   #5
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

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Old 02-19-2010, 03:50 PM   #6
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

beat: didn't need to know about your variance
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:58 PM   #7
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

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FAIIIIIIL, homeless shelters exist for a reason.
Good call.

Last time round, 6 month period, I chose cruising the back streets near my job/sleeping in car, rather than driving hours per day to/from shelter and risking jail/car impoundaments/belongings confiscated.

I got a "restricted license" finally so shelters are fair game now I guess.

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Old 02-19-2010, 04:00 PM   #8
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:02 PM   #9
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How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?
Genius.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:02 PM   #10
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

Getting dressed to go out and apply now.

I'm 5 peanuts and 2 cups of water into my day. Finding some awesome links about food for broke people in LA.

http://www.lafoodbank.org/agencies_s...aily_meals.htm
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:03 PM   #11
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:04 PM   #12
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

Do you want some money OP?
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:08 PM   #13
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How can he call 75% when you only made three bets?
lol.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:09 PM   #14
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Do you want some money OP?
Will work for $. If I get the job at Taco Bell (3rd job), I'm gonna b stoked to get free food. Gonna roll myself a fat burrito supreme and chef it up on the grill.

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Old 02-19-2010, 04:15 PM   #15
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

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beat: didn't need to know about your variance
Brag: 10 hours in so far. Still haven't succumbed.

If I find a room to rent next month that is going to be so baller.

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Old 02-19-2010, 04:22 PM   #16
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You should have stayed in school.
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Old 02-19-2010, 04:25 PM   #17
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You should have stayed off drugs.
FYP lol.

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Old 02-19-2010, 04:46 PM   #18
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

I'll pay you $5 for villian's screen name if this is true and was on a us site.
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:05 PM   #19
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

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I'll pay you $5 for villian's screen name if this is true and was on a us site.
Yes and done.

He will surely burn through whatever he has left. One of the worst players I've seen in a minute. Check his lol hand histories.
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:11 PM   #20
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

look up the term BM and dont take your whole role to one table maybe?
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:29 PM   #21
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Re: HU VS a drooler, lost my "roll"

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look up the term BM and dont take your whole role to one table maybe?
I find his play amusing. That's y i shared.

More ev to get another job/deposit later, than grind $10 tables all day long lol. In my suit now, I clean up kind of nice. Off to taco bell etc now. Wish me luck. Will provide an update later. If I get hired, free burritos to anyone in the LA area.

Thx 4 the support.

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Old 02-19-2010, 05:37 PM   #22
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GL man, grind on the mind
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:39 PM   #23
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Do you play HU from the public library?
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:16 PM   #24
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in b4 hu4churros
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Old 02-19-2010, 06:22 PM   #25
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dont go to taco bell in a suit expecting a job

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